TIP, did you know...

kmw325i

That your life doesn't begin until you pop out a kid?

The gospel, according to a photo comment on a picture of my cousin's new baby.

"I know you've both waited for this for a long time, and now your life can finally begin!!"

Muddled

I'm not sure how you didn't know this.

ESDReturns

broccolitree

False. Your life begins the first time you successfully ward off a black bear attack.

 

kmw325i

I guess I should have. When I popped out that little darling down yonder, the angels sang, and there was some sort of heavenly messenger that came to me and said "Now, your life begins."

That could have just been the drugs the anesthesiologist was pumping in me post c-section, though.

BeebeeEater

broccolitree:

False. Your life begins the first time you successfully ward off a black bear attack.

 

God I would have your babies. Oh! Then my life could begin! Two birds and all that. 

BowiesInSpace

Well, shiit, now I wanna know what I've been doing these past 32 years.  And poor Smock, all that meaningless education.

Muddled

BowiesInSpace:

Well, shiit, now I wanna know what I've been doing these past 32 years.  And poor Smock, all that meaningless education.

Oh, Smock has a life because she is not actually a woman. I mean, what woman does not want to have kids?

imoan

Fook, if my life is this good before it even begins... there's some great sh|t in store!

DarthNBJenni

Dude, I thought that's when MY life ended, and I became a servant for screaming children

Mamasaurus

broccolitree:

False. Your life begins the first time you successfully ward off a black bear attack.

 

Only blood will move the wheels of history.

smock.smock

Muddled:

BowiesInSpace:

Well, shiit, now I wanna know what I've been doing these past 32 years.  And poor Smock, all that meaningless education.

Oh, Smock has a life because she is not actually a woman. I mean, what woman does not want to have kids?

Aw, suck my nuts, you guys!

 

 

 

Muddled

smock.smock:

Muddled:

BowiesInSpace:

Well, shiit, now I wanna know what I've been doing these past 32 years.  And poor Smock, all that meaningless education.

Oh, Smock has a life because she is not actually a woman. I mean, what woman does not want to have kids?

Aw, suck my nuts, you guys!

 

 

 

With pleasure. 

Damik

Because I chose to have a tubal, that means my life is never going to begin. Springboarding from that does that me I won't have to be a responsible adult?