I slapped Joaquin in the face.

cmeinla

Broc, I found this for Joaquin.  You know, just in case.

 

doctorwho

pedantic_wench:

malibu5880:

I am LOLing so freaking hard right now at this entire thread.

Broc, if it makes you feel better, last night I set down K in the middle of a tantrum in the direct path of the corner of a wall, onto which she squarely planted her forehead because she was practically running when I set her down. This was followed up by her climbing up on our Sleep Number bed, deflating my side (which I didn't realize she'd done), and me jumping on the other side of the bed to play with her, sending her flying off my side of the bed onto the hardwood floor.

Multiple parenting fails last night. Our kids can go to therapy together.

 

This cracked my shiit up, for real.

Hell yeah.  It reminds me of Dylanite's sig pic, which also cracks me the F up every time that kid takes a header. 

huber22

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

:::breath:::

 Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Who wants to hear about the time that I nearly slugged my kid in the head for biting my nipple?

 

The only blessing was that I reached my hand so far back that I had just a moment to stop before connecting. He bit my nipple people.

Clearly broc, you should drive to the nearest fire department and leave Joaquin in a basket. In the rain.

NicoleMarcelle

I'm usually a lurker, but I genuinely cracked up at some of these posts! I'm not a mom yet but I used to work with kids at daycare. It's OK OP, stuff happens! and PS: I know that this isn't something on the reg, but my brother and I may have gotten a few smacks on the rear end when younger, and neither of us needs therapy because of it  

Irishone82

When I was 2 and a half, I thought I was awesome and bit the dog on the ear. The dog didn't bite me, but my dad did. Not hard enough to leave marks but enough so I knew it hurt and wouldn't do it again. I never bit anyone or anything after that. He was also a fan of a smack to the back of a head when I was being an azzhole and you know what? I'm fine.

 

Broc, it happens, and there's a good likelyhood she wont do it again.

kmw325i

I kneed my kid in the head yesterday trying to walk past him in the kitchen. He survived.

Broc, let's make t-shirts showing our support for beating up kids.