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What the f*ck What the f*ck
Alex McCord and Simon, those creepy RHONY people? Apparently dude was so jazzed about her giving birth he... climaxed. During the birth. On her.
"Alex describes her birth plan, her choice for a drug-free delivery in a birthing center, and how her husband Simon jizzed all over her in the middle of her miracle.
Once he was finally out of my body, I experienced a tsunami of endorphins that was almost orgasmic, and I understand completely the stories other women have written about ecstatic birth. Simon was sitting behind me at the point of birth, and later when we untangled ourselves he discovered he'd actually ejaculated though hadn't felt any of the normal lead-up to that. It may seem distasteful to some, and definitely neither of us was thinking of sex at the time, but with the rush of emotion and my lower nerve endings going crazy, it's not too far a stretch to say that it's a profound experience.
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/68440917.html#cutid1#ixzz1suMxNqcD
Updated September 2012.
Re: What the f*ck What the f*ck
he just didn't want to tell her that he actually peed himself because he was so freaked out by the whole thing
eta: this is the explanation i'm choosing to believe even though the difference between pee and semen is so super obvious. just let me have this one. omg.
*gag*
ttc chart
BFP 8/01/12, EDD 04/10/12, mm/c @ 6wks, discovered at 8wks, D&C 9/05/12
Maybe he was so dissapointed that it was over he just wanted to get a jump on the next one?
Seriously though, if I knew that my father climaxed on my mother immediately following my birth I would be one messed up kid.
Things to Keep Just Between the Two of You for $800, Alex.
Where's that gif of Ron Burgundy in the phone booth?
That's how I feel right about now.
omg, those two are soooo gross.
eta: but now I'm reading these responses and they're cracking me up.
Allow me:
How I've missed this!
I'll re-read this every time I regret not pursuing my Nursing degree.
I have no idea who those people are, but this is the worst thing I had to think about all day. And considering the stomach flu is in the house, that says a lot.
omg
Ok, I just burst out laughing and was worried for a second my 4yo would ask what was funny.
why did i read this?
why did they share this?
why did anyone report this?
why?
WHY, GOD, WHY???
I think this is the first time my face is actually doing this
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you must be new.
Nope, I'm not new. It just takes a lot for my face to be stuck like this
for more than 2 minutes.
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