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More ML Newsletter gems

Most Embarrassing Sex Stories Submissions

From Sam&Steven

"I take the cake on this one.Steven and I had only been dating a few months, and I was, how would you say it "servicing his manhood"and I was on my hands and knees with my ass up in the air. When I deep throated his d.ick and gagged and let out the loudest fart you could ever imagine. His response, WOW!! yeah, mortified forever."

His#1 Girl took first place in the contest, however I won't post unless I get her permission because it.is.awesome.

 

?You may be smarter than me, but you
have straggly hair?


Stars Bride042404 (90210) and Quesera.


Bride posted about her DH?s friends not so smart
FI. Bride?s DH told her that she should spend more time around less intelligent people and she
said she does, she Nests (I think that?s a funny
barb). The post (which I?m sure was less than
100% serious) was C&P over on TIP. It certainly
riled up quite a few people. Quesera responded
that at least she didn?t have straggly hair which
was a direct comment on Bride. Bride demanded
that they have a ?who looks best? contest, but
Quesera refused to participate.


Winner: Bride because she later bought Quesera
with her heaps of money.
Loser: Bookkeepers.

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Re: More ML Newsletter gems

  • OMG this stuff is FUNEAH!!!!
  • I loved the straggly hair one.

    Thee was one about Stellas fighting with someone too, which was good!

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  • Yes! It was awesome! I wish someone had the time to write these again. They are side splitting funny.
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  • I loved the ML newsletter. 
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  • I had no idea there was a newsletter, or that I made it to the big time. I deserve it for saying something so stupid. In my defense though, please tell me this was in like 2005?
  • Yup I have a few that Jaylea sent me that are 2005 and 2006. The drama around here is a bit lacking these days or I would volunteer myself to write it again lol
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  • late 2005-early 2006 I think.  Hillbride and Waitingforbaby were the main writers. 

    I always remember wishing I was mentioned. 

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    Yup I have a few that Jaylea sent me that are 2005 and 2006. The drama around here is a bit lacking these days or I would volunteer myself to write it again lol

    Who wrote it originally?

     

  • I wish we had recaps from Stellas' pre-parenting days :-)

     

    Seriously, people. If your faith in humanity is destroyed because your parents told you there was a Santa Claus and as it turns out there is no Santa Claus, you are an ignorant, hypersensitive cry baby with absolutely zero perspective. - UnderwaterRhymes
  • this is when i was wasting my time on BOTB.  i can't believe i missed this awesomeness~!
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