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Another poop post - this time about baby poop.. question

is it supposed to be really thin and come squirting out of her with a big ol' fart? 

I really need a book on this stuff. I keep meaning to sign up for the Publix baby club b/c I hear you get a really good free book with it.

Re: Another poop post - this time about baby poop.. question

  • Yes. It doesn't get really solid until later. And it'll be bright yellow if you're bf'ing.

    L once pooped on curtains. 4 feet away from her butt. She was less than a month old. 

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  • imageGretchenindisguise:

    Yes. It doesn't get really solid until later. And it'll be bright yellow if you're bf'ing.

    L once pooped on curtains. 4 feet away from her butt. She was less than a month old. 

    OMG!

    Okay, good. Yeah, I knew about the color and the seedy looking bits, but nobody told me what the consistency was supposed to be or that it came out with a bang. lol

  • C was loud when going, K not so much.  The soy has something to with it I think. 
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  • I've already signed up for the Publix baby club and got the book and I love it.  It's huge and has lots of info on kids to age 5 I think.  And I'm pretty sure it covers poop!
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  • Oh yeah, DD shot crap across the room when she was a few months old. It was like 2 am and I was just shocked, like WTF just happened. I was yelling for DH to get his ass up and help me but he never heard...or he claimed he never heard. Hmm

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  • Oh yes. Especially breastmilk poop. It'll start to get more solid once she starts eating solid food.
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  • imagepoppyseed1017:
    I've already signed up for the Publix baby club and got the book and I love it.  It's huge and has lots of info on kids to age 5 I think.  And I'm pretty sure it covers poop!

    Okay, I just signed up online now while I was thinking about it!

  • Hi Tamb, I was on vacation last week and thought about you. Congratulations! She's perfect and I love that sig picture!
  • Ditto everyone else.  Very liquidy, and, um, explosive.

    Natalie scared me to death one night when I went to change her diaper, and she shot poop over the changing table, fountain style, across the room (4-5 feet) onto the wall and door.  I actually screamed, and H came running in to see poop running down the wall.   I think she was about 2 weeks old at that point.

    See all the fun no one told you about? Now you get to obsess about 2 people's poop!  ;)

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  • imageGretchenindisguise:

    Yes. It doesn't get really solid until later. And it'll be bright yellow if you're bf'ing.

    L once pooped on curtains. 4 feet away from her butt. She was less than a month old. 

    Yes.  We have had multiple squirters.  You think you're safe and then BAM!  Poop shooting out as you stand by in horror.  

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  • oh god yes.  i had to carry extra outfits for L for MONTHS, everywhere we went, because she would shoot stuff out with great velocity and it wasn't dense enough to be contained by a diaper.
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  • imageDR&RN04:

    Ditto everyone else.  Very liquidy, and, um, explosive.

    Natalie scared me to death one night when I went to change her diaper, and she shot poop over the changing table, fountain style, across the room (4-5 feet) onto the wall and door.  I actually screamed, and H came running in to see poop running down the wall.   I think she was about 2 weeks old at that point.

    See all the fun no one told you about? Now you get to obsess about 2 people's poop!  ;)

    Holy God, I am terrified.

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  • Publix baby club also sends you kickass coupons... like, 'one free fresh meat item'. They have to manually code them though, so it takes forever if you have more than a couple.
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  • imagepoppyseed1017:
    imageDR&RN04:

    Ditto everyone else.  Very liquidy, and, um, explosive.

    Natalie scared me to death one night when I went to change her diaper, and she shot poop over the changing table, fountain style, across the room (4-5 feet) onto the wall and door.  I actually screamed, and H came running in to see poop running down the wall.   I think she was about 2 weeks old at that point.

    See all the fun no one told you about? Now you get to obsess about 2 people's poop!  ;)

    Holy God, I am terrified.

    Meh. It's just poop. Don't be scuuurrred. Mine was never a squirter. Of course, I didn't breast feed either.

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  • imageDR&RN04:

    See all the fun no one told you about? Now you get to obsess about 2 people's poop!  ;)

    Party!!!

  • Evan is almost 3 and I'm still obsessed with his poop.


    Good times!

  • Ahh, baby poop.  Nothing quite as interesting to a new mother than poop.

     

    promised myself I'd retire when I turned gold, and yet here I am
  • Such a rainbow - from light yellow to emerald green. Bubbly, runny and explosive!
  • Pretty sure PP have covered it, but yes. Yes it is. Especially if you're BF.

    My kid hit the wall eight feet from her changing table at two weeks old. Her father was so proud. He of course wasn't the one cleaning it up - he was too busy alternating between laughing and gagging.

    Oh, FFS.
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