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The most delightfully hostile notes ever left on car windshields
Re: The most delightfully hostile notes ever left on car windshields
i had someone completely park me in. he was directly behind me in his own made-up row when i had cars in front of me and to my left and right. it took me 20 minutes but i somehow managed to squeeze out thanks to my amazing k-turning skills. without those i might still be at that restaurant.
as i had no paper/pen on me, i smeared his driver's side window with the stickiest and glitter-iest lipgloss i've ever owned. in it i wrote "nice parking, azzhole."
DH and i were dating back then. he was MORTIFIED.
I've seen that one also. Someone left it on XH's Dodge Caliber after he dared park too close to somebody else's car (said someone had pulled their vehicle about a foot OVER the line that separates two "face-to-face" parking spots -- XH had to park close or else leave the back end of his car hanging out dangerously).
"LEARN TO PARK HELEN KELLER"
/dead
Thanks for the laugh, I definitely needed it today.
I especially liked the business card one. A pre-printed one would be so handy.
Some of these are hysterical!
"God will get you! Hope your balls fall off!"
Is your name Katrina? Because your parking is a disaster!
I feel like that would double as a bad pickup line.
My new favorite:
I'm putting that on everything.
Courtesy of Threadless, "I Park Like an Idiot" bumper stickers! YWIA.
http://www.threadless.com/product/187/I_Park_Like_an_Idiot