Kale chips are such a scam

wbl

They're not that good.  They're kale.  Baked with some salt and whatever.  And they SUCK as chips.  Anyone who is all "oooh, they're so good and it's such a good snack" is LYING!  LYING, I SAY.

I know Doritos, and you sir are no Dorito.

 

LesPaul

I agree.  I followed the recipe exactly, and was very disappointed.  They were just ok right out of the oven, but don't keep for any period of time at all.  I'd rather eat plain rice cakes than make the effort for kale chips again.

UnderwaterRhymes

I love kale chips.

But I am blasphemous in that I LOATHE Doritos.

 

maddiemoon43

UnderwaterRhymes:

I love kale chips.

But I am blasphemous in that I LOATHE Doritos.

 

I agree with all of the above!

dirtyred

Thank God!  I heard so many people rave about them that I had to make them, and they were godawful.  I thought I had screwed them up, but a friend made some and they were just as terrible.

margotmacomber

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

MaryWithoutSound

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

I thought we were going to be best friends

wbl

MaryWithoutSound:

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

I thought we were going to be best friends

Yes, I was with you up to the celery part.  But DH also hates celery, and I've come to understand the celery haters of the world.

BABisme

I've never even tried kale chips and I totally agree. 

SCAM

margotmacomber

MaryWithoutSound:

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

I thought we were going to be best friends

But we should be!  I need a doctor in the house! 

MaryWithoutSound

margotmacomber:

MaryWithoutSound:

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

I thought we were going to be best friends

But we should be!  I need a doctor in the house! 

No celery, no MaryWithoutSound

margotmacomber

MaryWithoutSound:

margotmacomber:

MaryWithoutSound:

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

I thought we were going to be best friends

But we should be!  I need a doctor in the house! 

No celery, no MaryWithoutSound

Well if that's your dealbreaker, it was never meant to be.  sigh.  not even peanut butter can make that ish tolerable. 

MaryWithoutSound

You know what? I don't like cooked celery. Like in soup. That's nasty.

But I still love it raw.

margotmacomber

MaryWithoutSound:

You know what? I don't like cooked celery. Like in soup. That's nasty.

But I still love it raw.

So half besties? 

MaryWithoutSound

margotmacomber:

MaryWithoutSound:

You know what? I don't like cooked celery. Like in soup. That's nasty.

But I still love it raw.

So half besties? 

 

sprky79

margotmacomber:

I tried them, and no.  I can have it in a salad thank you.

But I believe iceburg lettuce is the epitome of all evil and is disgusting and people who don't use leafy greens are stupid stupid idiots.

I also hate celery. 

Oh sweet Jesus yes.

And, I stand by my CSA theory.  If truffle salt can't make them better, they are not meant to be eaten.  Kale chips are not meant to be eaten. 

LucyHoneychrrch

We are clearly soulmates.

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