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Overheard at Goodwill yesterday

So, I was looking through the shirts when I noticed a girl of about 16 shopping in the aisle across from me. This girl was one expert shopper. She quickly and efficiently whisked her way through every shirt on the rack, pausing to briefly hold one up, strike a pose with the shirt up against her body, compare it to her skin color, etc. She did all of this at top speed, in constant motion.

The catch? The entire time, she was BAWLING into her cell phone. I mean, ugly, loud sobbing, pleading with her boyfriend, demanding to know why he was breaking up with her. Like, "We were sooo good togetheeeeerrr! I loooove you!! Whyyyyy do you like herrrrrr betterrr?" Yet, all the while, never so much as a second's hitch in her expert shopping.

I did buy a really expensive-looking leather jacket for $6. Gotta love Goodwill!

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Re: Overheard at Goodwill yesterday

  • That girl has her priorities in line.

    Shopping

          Staying with cell phone boy

                Dignity

  • imageDrinknDerive:

    That girl has her priorities in line.

    Shopping

          Staying with cell phone boy

                Dignity

    HAHAH!! Dude, I feel kind of bad for her that she doesn't think enough of herself that she wouldn't go around in public pleading with the dumbfook on the other end. Obviously he disagrees that you are "so good together". Just save yourself, and hang up on the dumb boy. 

    Also, great catch on the jacket. 

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  • imageDrinknDerive:

    That girl has her priorities in line.

    Shopping

          Staying with cell phone boy

                Dignity

    Awesome.

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  • Haha that's awesome.  I love it.  Thank you for sharing this.
  • imageDrinknDerive:

    That girl has her priorities in line.

    Shopping

          Staying with cell phone boy

                Dignity

    omg I just choked on my tea laughing at this

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    Stories like this just strengthen my resolve to raise my daughters to be hardasses.

  • I never really realized how much drama teenage girls were until my DS started complaining about it.  He pretty much thinks most girls are psycho...and I think he's right!
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  • This post is so full of awesome.
    Oh, FFS.
  • imageDrinknDerive:

    That girl has her priorities in line.

    Shopping

          Staying with cell phone boy

                Dignity

    hahahahahaha!! This exactly.

    Of course, she totally went into the fitting room to try on her haul of clothing after hanging up and blowing her nose. I left before I could see what she ended up buying, but she had a whole cart-full of stuff that she'd managed to acquire while hysterically sobbing.

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  • imageimoan:
    I love this story so hard for some reason.

    Yes 

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