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I'm shaving alpacas on Saturday morning!

And no, you sickos, that's not a euphemism.

H and I have been invited to help one of his coworkers shave alpacas. Should be interesting. 

I can't wait to post pics of shaved alpacas on TIP. Alpacas are the nicer stepsister of our mascot animal, the llama. So basically, they're the Relationships of the animal kingdom.

I'm stoked.

- namaste mothafockaaaas - image

Re: I'm shaving alpacas on Saturday morning!

  • I never would have thought that there would be a TIP post, 8 short sentences long with alpaca mentioned 4 times.

    Sounds interesting.  Do they spit like llamas?  I have a feeling they don't enjoy being shaved.

    PitaPata Dog tickers
  • Take lots of pictures!
  • I haven't been on TIP in a while but I had to jump in to "squee!" about this.  This would totally make my weekend!  Please take pics if there are any cria (baby alpacas).  

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  • You can shave MY alpaca. Heh.

    What? Not a euphemism? I'd check on that before you show up with your hedge trimmers in hand.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • This is why living here is such a good idea. You randomly get invited to shave alpacas on a weekend morning. 
  • imageInterrobang:
    This is why living here is such a good idea. You randomly get invited to shave alpacas on a weekend morning. 

    So true!

    If there are baby alpacas you can bet yourass I'll be taking tons of pics!

    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
  • Nest ate my reply!

     

    Have fun. According to infomercials, alpaca makes a great sweater or slanket.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • Alpacas are Llamas' cousins from the wrong side of the tracks.

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    Nest ate my reply!

     

    Have fun. According to infomercials, alpaca makes a great sweater or slanket.

    My alpaca scarf was my most favoritest ever. Some Air France flight attendant is a lucky lucky biotch.

    I agree with everything that muddled said. You should listen to her. -ESDReturns
  • Gianna is obsessed with Alpacas and LLamas....

    you must send pictures!!!

    She is going to be very jealous



  • I love this post.

    I also love the fact that posting a topic about legitimately shaving alpacas required you to write a disclaimer at the beginning of your OP for all the sick-minded TIPers here. Heh.

    I hope you see baby alpacas! So cute!

    Oh, FFS.
  • imageBeebeeEater:

    And no, you sickos, that's not a euphemism.

    Didn't think it was an euphemism, but it *is* a better blow off excuse than "Sorry, I'm rearranging my sock drawer" or "I've scheduled to clean out my belly bottom lint that evening."

  • The jealousy level that I feel right now is probably unhealthy.
  • I want an alpaca!


    Click me, click me!
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  • Awesome! Please post some pics if you get any. Maybe some before and after of the alpacas? Also, do they have babies this time of year? Because if they do, I might explode from jealousy.
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    The jealousy level that I feel right now is probably unhealthy.

    Scotty I will take pictures of the cutest ones just for you!

    Malibu, the disclaimer is mostly because it was ME posting it and I know you all expect raunchy shiit from me 95% of the time. 

    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
  • imageBeebeeEater:

    imagescottydont:
    The jealousy level that I feel right now is probably unhealthy.

    Scotty I will take pictures of the cutest ones just for you!

    Malibu, the disclaimer is mostly because it was ME posting it and I know you all expect raunchy shiit from me 95% of the time. 

    Tee hee! Well, there is that, too. But I think most of TIP also has dirty minds. :-)

    Oh, FFS.
  • imageJaylea:

    Also, this post about alpacas makes me LOL every time.

    http://carrieshare.com/2010/08/13/i-got-nothin-creepy-alpaca-post/

    Mascara is running down my face from this! 

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  • imageMintChocoChip:
    imageJaylea:

    Also, this post about alpacas makes me LOL every time.

    http://carrieshare.com/2010/08/13/i-got-nothin-creepy-alpaca-post/

    Mascara is running down my face from this! 

    OMG I missed this somehow - doesn't this one look like Oprah???

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    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
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