Tell me a story.

sakelp

Tell me something funny that happened to you today. I know that some of you are great writers, and I had a hell of a day, and need a pick me up.

sakelp

Screw you guys... I'm going home,

huber22

sakelp:

Screw you guys... I'm going home,

The funniest story I have is after crying the huge conversation about whether or not it was possible I was pregnant while on the phone with the lab. 

I'm not, btw. 

LucyHoneychrrch

Today we asked KHC if he would mind a little brother or sister, and he said he wouldn't mind a little brother, but didn't want a sister.  And I told him you don't get to choose, you just have to take what you get, and what if we ended up with a girl?

And he goes, "We could sell her at K-Mart."

 

SpitForSpat

Ok, this is more tmi than funny. 

 

Today H and is were watching Repo Games. One classy young lady on the show declared her favorite position to be 'pie in the sky.' we had to google it. And then we both had to take turns launching ourselves into the position to see how the various logistics would work. Fully clothed, of course. Fun fact, felatio is almost impossible to achieve while pie in the sky-ing.  

sakelp

huber22:

sakelp:

Screw you guys... I'm going home,

The funniest story I have is after crying the huge conversation about whether or not it was possible I was pregnant while on the phone with the lab. 

I'm not, btw. 

Glad you aren't knocked up. I know the feeling of crying hoping you aren't pregnant. 

sakelp

LucyHoneychrrch:

Today we asked KHC if he would mind a little brother or sister, and he said he wouldn't mind a little brother, but didn't want a sister.  And I told him you don't get to choose, you just have to take what you get, and what if we ended up with a girl?

And he goes, "We could sell her at K-Mart."

 

i love Khc he should be a kid stand up comedian. He always says the funniest stuff. 

sakelp

SpitForSpat:

Ok, this is more tmi than funny. 

 

Today H and is were watching Repo Games. One classy young lady on the show declared her favorite position to be 'pie in the sky.' we had to google it. And then we both had to take turns launching ourselves into the position to see how the various logistics would work. Fully clothed, of course. Fun fact, felatio is almost impossible to achieve while pie in the sky-ing.  

Hahahahahahahahaha 

Ombligo1

This 1. did not happen today, and 2. is lame.

We were over at our friends' house on Saturday night.  Friend's brother dropped their kids off, so there were four adults and 6 kids under 6.  Friend and I got drunk and started giggling to ourselves while rocking sleeping kids, and friend and H got slightly tipsy out on the porch while smoking Swisher Sweets, and then came in and stared at us wideeyed while we laughed.

Two days later, I found both (2) of Jason's bottlecaps with his pocket contents he dumps out on our radio.  He put them in his pocket and kept them and saved them.  I text friend and told her, and she replied that her husband had as well.

Male bonding is WEIRD. 

sakelp

Aww. I like that they both saved the caps

TuckyBlue

SpitForSpat:

Ok, this is more tmi than funny. 

 

Today H and is were watching Repo Games. One classy young lady on the show declared her favorite position to be 'pie in the sky.' we had to google it. And then we both had to take turns launching ourselves into the position to see how the various logistics would work. Fully clothed, of course. Fun fact, felatio is almost impossible to achieve while pie in the sky-ing.  

I'm resisting the urge to google this at work.

 

I don't have much of a story, but I did find out the hard way today that you aren't allowed to say 'vagina' on the radio. Whodathunk?