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STF & Friday Confessions/Randoms & a Powuhl

I'll start. 

STF: We tried that KY tingling/warming massage stuff the other night. It was really nice. On Sunday we are planning to watch the sun rise on Cadillac Mt. and I'm planning to jump Mr. Bang on the mountain. Well, possibly in the car. It's supposed to be 30-something degrees out. 

Confession: I was kind of hoping Mr. Bang would propose on my birthday. I wasn't actively thinking that, but when it didn't happen, a little bit of vague, unexpected disappointment hit me. Probably because he's been making comments lately about wanting to get married, how I'll be a cute pregnant lady, and that he knows how he plans to propose. So yeah, it's all his fault ;) 

Powuhl: Stolen from ML - what kind of peen do you prefer, circ'd or uncirc'd?  

Re: STF & Friday Confessions/Randoms & a Powuhl

  • I guess my confession is that I've never seen an uncirc'd peen IRL.
    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • imageESDReturns:
    I guess my confession is that I've never seen an uncirc'd peen IRL.

    Ditto...therefore I have nothing to compare a circ'd one to.

    My other confession is that I accidentally kicked my dog in the mouth this morning and I still feel really bad about it.  I was making my lunch and kicking the ball across the kitchen so I could play with him and still get something done.  One of the times I went to go kick it he went to go grab it and I kicked his mouth instead.  He's fine...a little stunned for a second.  

    PitaPata Dog tickers
  • I prefer circ'd but not by a vast amount. Oddly enough the few uncirc'd guys I've been with didn't have a lot of experience and were a little more awkward, so maybe thats why I'm biased.

    My knee hurts from... being on it.

    Muddled, what kind of toy are you looking for? Vibrating non-penetrative/non-vibrating penetrative/vibrating penetrative/anal/ball gag? Stick out tongue

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  • imageInterrobang:

    I'll start. 

    STF: We tried that KY tingling/warming massage stuff the other night. It was really nice. On Sunday we are planning to watch the sun rise on Cadillac Mt. and I'm planning to jump Mr. Bang on the mountain. Well, possibly in the car. It's supposed to be 30-something degrees out. 

    Confession: I was kind of hoping Mr. Bang would propose on my birthday. I wasn't actively thinking that, but when it didn't happen, a little bit of vague, unexpected disappointment hit me. Probably because he's been making comments lately about wanting to get married, how I'll be a cute pregnant lady, and that he knows how he plans to propose. So yeah, it's all his fault ;) 

    Powuhl: Stolen from ML - what kind of peen do you prefer, circ'd or uncirc'd?  

    Oh, maybe he's going to propose at sunrise!

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  • imageMamasaurus:
    imageInterrobang:

    I'll start. 

    STF: We tried that KY tingling/warming massage stuff the other night. It was really nice. On Sunday we are planning to watch the sun rise on Cadillac Mt. and I'm planning to jump Mr. Bang on the mountain. Well, possibly in the car. It's supposed to be 30-something degrees out. 

    Confession: I was kind of hoping Mr. Bang would propose on my birthday. I wasn't actively thinking that, but when it didn't happen, a little bit of vague, unexpected disappointment hit me. Probably because he's been making comments lately about wanting to get married, how I'll be a cute pregnant lady, and that he knows how he plans to propose. So yeah, it's all his fault ;) 

    Powuhl: Stolen from ML - what kind of peen do you prefer, circ'd or uncirc'd?  

    Oh, maybe he's going to propose at sunrise!

    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, maybe!!

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • There's so much excitement in this post I don't know where to start!

    Interro might be getting proposed to! Muddled is buying a new sex toy! 

    I confess I have never seen an uncirc'd peen in real life either. I spent a lot of time yesterday looking at them on the internet though. Hopefully no one ever checks my google searches, because there is some weeeirdshit in there.

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  • BBE, I love you more than ever for doing that, lol. 

    The Cadillac Mt. thing is such a good idea - but I can almost guarantee it won't happen then/there - at least not this time! At least that's what I'll say because I don't want to get my hopes up :)


  • What is this sex you all speak of? 

    I'm guessing a sunrise proposal is in order here.

  • Muddled, trust me on this.

    Get the Hitachi with a rheostat. You will both enjoy it. A lot.

    Also, it does actually work really well for its "intended" purpose of a massager too!

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  • imageSweetCuppinCakes:

    My knee hurts from... being on it.

    How did I miss this? I'm LOLing!

    Oddly, I have no STF to share...just nothing special this week, which is odd because I'm SUPER horny right now. Tonight we are planning to stay in, so I may have to rifle through my lingerie and bust out my toolbox. 

    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
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    imageESDReturns:
    I guess my confession is that I've never seen an uncirc'd peen IRL.

    I haven't either. H talks about how a mutual guy friend of ours in uncirc'd. (H has known said friend since high school; I met him senior year of college.) It's really weird that I know such information about this friend. 

  • imageMortomo:

    imageESDReturns:
    I guess my confession is that I've never seen an uncirc'd peen IRL.

    Ditto...therefore I have nothing to compare a circ'd one to.

    My other confession is that I accidentally kicked my dog in the mouth this morning and I still feel really bad about it.  I was making my lunch and kicking the ball across the kitchen so I could play with him and still get something done.  One of the times I went to go kick it he went to go grab it and I kicked his mouth instead.  He's fine...a little stunned for a second.  

    Tritto on never seeing an uncirc'd.

    Morty, I kick my dogs accidentally all the time. They are always right on my heels so whenever I step out of the kitchen over the baby gate, someone gets clipped in the chin.

    The other day I was cleaning up and found a few dog toys in the family room. I went to toss them into the kitchen and hit Maybe square in the face with a Kong. It's a good thing they are tough little cookies.

  • I dated a boy in college (well, he was in HS Zip it! -- but sorry, he was real hot) who was uncut, it was NBD to me.

    H is, but his brother is not. Thanks, MIL, for providing me with this information.

    Baby Fuss we left alone. I don't plan on looking at it when he's older anyway lol.

  • STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    Confession:

    I had to leave the comedy show last night i was at because i got so overheated and was about to get sick but it took me awhile to get up because i didnt want to get called out by the comedian so when I finally did get up I just bolted from the theater to the bathroom which  might have been worse than just quietly moving along.

    Also, Muddled feel free to join my 4 pm dinners at Golden Corral I can get you a hook up on a AARP card. 

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  • I have a mini-Hitachi, battery operated, and it's the generic version.  Strong vibes and it's cheaper.  Love it.

    YAY interro!  Let us know if there are any starlight proposals.

    I have nothin' re: STF.  bf is on a road trip to his home state and I won't see him for a few more weeks. Then it's on.

    I've had both peens, and prefer the cut version.  During sex you can't tell a difference, but I never knew what to do with the extra skin during a beej.

    Look with your special eyes.
  • I've seen an uncirc'd peen IRL. I was not impressed, but that was probably 100% attributed to the fact that he couldn't get it up. Huh? So I still have no experience with them.

    H has been exhausted and out of sorts this week, following the panic attack last Friday that sent him to the ER, and the doctor's visits that followed. Sadly, we had "meh" sex once. He really needs to get out of this funk, stat.

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  • I've seen an uncirc'd peen IRL. I was not impressed, but that was probably 100% attributed to the fact that he couldn't get it up. Huh? So I still have no experience with them.

    H has been exhausted and out of sorts this week, following the panic attack last Friday that sent him to the ER, and the doctor's visits that followed. Sadly, we had "meh" sex once. He really needs to get out of this funk, stat.

    Image and video hosting by TinyPic "Mom's Hot Dog Dance is hysterical."
  • imagePinkplasticdoll:

    STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    Confession:

    I had to leave the comedy show last night i was at because i got so overheated and was about to get sick but it took me awhile to get up because i didnt want to get called out by the comedian so when I finally did get up I just bolted from the theater to the bathroom which  might have been worse than just quietly moving along.

    Also, Muddled feel free to join my 4 pm dinners at Golden Corral I can get you a hook up on a AARP card. 

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    image "Evolutionary game theorists...ignoring beebees on the nest since 2005"
  • Also, I have never seen a uncircumsized penis irl but have googled them before and seen them in porn. I am not sure what my reaction might be if i saw on irl.
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  • imagePinkplasticdoll:

    STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    This is why I keep a towel next to the bed - I put it under us BEFORE sex so that there is no wet spot on our sheets. Did I just solve all the world's problems? I think so.

    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
  • imageBeebeeEater:
    imagePinkplasticdoll:

    STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    This is why I keep a towel next to the bed - I put it under us BEFORE sex so that there is no wet spot on our sheets. Did I just solve all the world's problems? I think so.

    I will start doing this from now on. 

    I do believe you just solved all the worlds problems! 

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  • confession: I don't think I've read a word kuus has posted in the last 2 days because I just scroll straight past to the sloth.
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  • imageBeebeeEater:
    imagePinkplasticdoll:

    STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    This is why I keep a towel next to the bed - I put it under us BEFORE sex so that there is no wet spot on our sheets. Did I just solve all the world's problems? I think so.

    I started doing this with hand towels like 2 years ago after Donny suggested it.  The benefit of hand towels vs bath towels is that it's way easier to wrap up your junk after the fact for the leaky sprint to the bathroom.
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  • imagebroccolitree:
    imageBeebeeEater:
    imagePinkplasticdoll:

    STF:There has been a large increase in the amount of sex in the PPD household and i really dont want to complain but I am tired of the damn wetspot after, it gets cold during the night and then if i put a towel on it i am constantly readjusting that. At the end of the day its worth it i do believe.

    This is why I keep a towel next to the bed - I put it under us BEFORE sex so that there is no wet spot on our sheets. Did I just solve all the world's problems? I think so.

    I started doing this with hand towels like 2 years ago after Donny suggested it.  The benefit of hand towels vs bath towels is that it's way easier to wrap up your junk after the fact for the leaky sprint to the bathroom.

    Um...this is a nice idea, but a hand towel would not contain the...leaky-ness. 

    - namaste mothafockaaaas - image
  • I put down a tarp and painter's plastic up on the walls.

    *chews gum nonchalantly*

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  • imageESDReturns:
    I guess my confession is that I've never seen an uncirc'd peen IRL.

    Yup, me too.

    Oh, FFS.
  • I confess that I miss this place a lot, but I fear you don't miss me :-(

    My sister got me the Godzilla collection on dvd for my birthday, it made me super duper happy--so much so that I made my son watch one of the movies with me today.

    I'm picking up a wireless router tomorrow so I can play online during the rotation of Thomas and spongebob dvds.

     

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