who sits outside my office may get shived. (shivd? shiv'd?).
seriously. "ooh, looks like rain saturday." "okay, now i'll fill this out and send it to karen." "hmmm . . . what's next? oh yes, timesheets."
kajdfa;lfja(#**%&%&!($*%&^*)$*!
and also, this is not funny but is sort of funny. i thought her husband was in very serious health trouble because of many "whispered" (she is partially deaf i think, so there is no actual whisper possible) phone calls about going to and from the doctor and blah blah.
it's a cat. and not even her cat, but a cat she fosters. i was getting all teared up worried about this nice (LOUD) lady who clearly loves her husband becoming a widow, but she was on the phone with a damn foster coordinator about a stray.
love you catballs!
Re: also, because i'm cranky, the secretary talking out loud to herself all day
I have a co-worker who does that. He narrates everything. Even announces when the phone rings (we all have ears too!)
I close my door when he's here. Though that only muffles the noise. Though a damn steel fireproof door!
Shanked.
You use you a shiv to shank someone.
"shivved."
Love, A Secretary.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shivved
Updated September 2012.