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Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
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Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.
If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.
Thank you.
Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.
Quick! Someone be entertaining
This day is so slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What's going on with everyone? Anyone have a funny story? Anything?
Re: Quick! Someone be entertaining
I'm watching Dr. Oz and some woman just talked about how she gets orgasms when she holds her urine for too long.
ETA: He told her to pee and have more sex for more appropriate orgasms
I work in tech support and received a call today from someone saying their digital phone was not working. I asked them if they had dial tone and they said no, I could see that the phone was off the hook and so thought that it had just stopped giving the off the hook tone. I had the person unplug the phone and the call cut out. I called back and a new person answered and let me know they were using the phone to call me, so if they unplugged it again it may cut out again. The phone was working; they just didn?t have the dial tone because someone was talking on the phone!
OMG that is awesome, when I hold my urine too long I just end up peeing my pants. Her way sounds way more funner.
OMG, that is unreal
"BR" wrote me an email...another novel. It included the following:
"Any good sex lately? - yup, I just asked that. Probably not appropriate but we seem to have a like minded focus. Nope, whatever difference we had or even miscommunication, sex seemed to always be good. And too bad we didn't spend enough time together to really start to explore and have fun with it. Ok, I know... way too much about sex to a person I don't really talk to anymore and who probably finds me irritating. "
Seriously, dude?!?!
I agree. I'd never go pee if I was her!
some people never go away do they? OMG
BWA HA HA HA HA!
They see us rollin'...they be hatin'.
Awesome!
My son said he wanted to marry my mom's cat the other day and when I told him the cat was a boy he said "gross". So that's good, he's only marry a girl cat.
It was a beautiful day last Friday, so I took the girls to the park after picking them up from daycare. They were both wearing Crocs and I put DD2, who just turned 3 last week, in the baby swing for a little bit. When I was taking her out, one of the Crocs got stuck on the swing and fell off. I just put it back on, no biggie.
After the park, I took them to Bed, Bath & Beyond to buy a shower gift and when we were back at the car, I was taking DD2 out of the cart and one of her Crocs got stuck and fell off again. She sees it fall, looks down at it, then at me and says "Again?!?!?!? Come on!?!?!?!"
I thought I was going to pee my pants from laughing! But, I just held it in and had an orgasm in the BB&B parking lot! J/K
This made me crack up laughing at my desk! Awesome. Is a skank even a real animal? I have no clue.
A skink is, maybe he heard that word before? I LOVE that, though - I would not be able to hold my laughter if my kid told me his friend got a skank for his birthday. In fact, I'd have to say, "Wow, I bet your dad would be jealous. He loves skanks!" HA!
He meant a skink, which is a lizard!
I love this!!!