Starting Over
Dear Community,

Our tech team has launched updates to The Nest today. As a result of these updates, members of the Nest Community will need to change their password in order to continue participating in the community. In addition, The Nest community member's avatars will be replaced with generic default avatars. If you wish to revert to your original avatar, you will need to re-upload it via The Nest.

If you have questions about this, please email help@theknot.com.

Thank you.

Note: This only affects The Nest's community members and will not affect members on The Bump or The Knot.

Ohdearlord I want to stab him with a fork

My father. Fork. Right in the eye.

This is what just occurred. 

Dad: Will you post this car I'm trying to sell on craigslist? I can't figure out how to put pictures on it. 

Me: Sure. Stop by and I'll take pics of it. 

(Dad stops by, Emmii takes pics, dad says he'll email the info for the post.)

Email from dad:  2000 ford foucs--call or text xxx-xxx-xxxx....asking $3800 O.B.O.  Serious inquires only! Runs and Rides Great!! Must see and drive to apprieciate!!

(Emmii shakes head, wonders how an intelligent and literate daughter came from this man.)

Emmii posts: 2000 Ford Focus. $3800. Call or text xxx-xxx-xxxx. Runs and rides great! 

Ring, ring! Dad texts: U must of got my car on cr.list? I had a guy call me 3 times. But all it says is runs and rides great? what happen to rest of advertisement? 

Emmii: "Serious inquiries only" doesn't stop non serious people from calling you. "Must see to appreciate" makes people wonder why you're talking fluff and not putting in details like mileage. It makes people think you're shady. You didn't need that fluff if you weren't going to put important details.

Dad: I've sold and BOUGHT many cars...people like to know alittle about a vehicle...thanks anyway!!

"People like to know a little about a vehicle?" What does "Serious inquiries only, must see and drive to appreciate" tell them about the vehicle? 

I guess my entire hard-core 10 year sales career hasn't taught me ANYTHING about selling things to people! Huh?

And this is why I drink.

Re: Ohdearlord I want to stab him with a fork

Sign In or Register to comment.
Choose Another Board
Search Boards