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S/O POLL: Are YOU hiding something major from us?

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Re: S/O POLL: Are YOU hiding something major from us?

  • imageMyPunkinPie:
    imageIamAli:
    imageMyPunkinPie:

    Yup. I have one that is not on the list. I'd say 90% of my IRL friends, CWs or acquaintances do NOT know.

    No, I don't have any extra appendages. 

    Affair?

    Phone sex operator?

    Call girl service?

    I already told about being with a married man when I was still single so you know it's not that. And I will not answer any guesses. Sowwy.

    ETA: Maybe the pretend children are dogs/cats/other pets?

     

     

    Are you one of ML's resident swingers?

    Left, Right
  • i dont know why, but i kind of don't really care.

    i lie. i wonder who is the polygamist.

    and i feel sorry for people that make up kids.

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  • I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

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  • imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

  • imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

    RIGHT?  We had to pick our fake names out of BOOKS.

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  • You don't have a poll selection for 'all of the above'.

    lol

     

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  • imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    "Here. This puppy is a metaphor for how you piss on my feelings and take a crap on my dreams." Pregnancy Ticker
  • pretty much.
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  • imageBettyHomewrecker33:
    imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    No. how old are you?

    image
  • Eh, no secrets here.
    Always be yourself. Unless you suck.
  • imageBettyHomewrecker33:
    imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    no. because when we were in the 6th grade there was no internet.

    image
  • imageBettyHomewrecker33:
    imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    Not really, lol. I was a kid in the 80s, way before the internet.  :-P 

  • imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:
    imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    Not really, lol. I was a kid in the 80s, way before the internet.  :-P 

     

    Haha, well I tried. I'm 24.

    But I'm like, totally mature you guys, totally.  

    "Here. This puppy is a metaphor for how you piss on my feelings and take a crap on my dreams." Pregnancy Ticker
  • imagesaraandmichael:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:
    imagepapie:
    imageBettyHomewrecker33:

    I'm sorta bummed I don't have a deep, dark secret.

     

    As far as fake kids go, I totally did that when I was 11. Me and a girlfriend would go on Babynames.com and just make lists of all the awesome names we liked that we would name our children. Then they got message boards, and we'd post and act like we were adults and had kids. Except, we totally forgot our kids names and changed them like, a thousand times, and got called out on a board for being like a 35 year old schizophrenic. Which in hindsight, is totally what it looked like.

    Also, what a sad 6th grade life.

    For some reason, this just made me feel REALLY old.   

     

    Would it make you feel better if it was when the internet was so old people were still getting random sex messages from AIM Messanger bc AIM Messanger was the COOLEST and if you didn't have it you were lame? And that we were the cool house bc my parents had a separate phone line specifically for dial-up?

    no. because when we were in the 6th grade there was no internet.

    word.  I actually remember thinking to myself "wth is email, and wtf will I ever use it for?  If I want to tell someone something, I'll just call them.  This internet crap is just too complicated."  Oh, that was when I was 18.  Not 11.  

    *RN adjusts her bifocals, wraps a shawl around her shoulders, and sits down in her lazyboy.*

    ETA:  I'm way too boring to have secrets of my own.  The one I did have I spilled to H while we were drunk one night in Aruba a few years back, and since we were both drunk, we both just laughed about it.  So much for scandal!  

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