I'm a mean drunk...

SpitForSpat

I just asked H why his face looks like that. Then I slapped his thigh over and over. He said, 'unneccesary!!' and I said 'depends on who you ask.' Then he got up and spilled his drink.

And I laughed and laughed.  I'm drunk!

HungryCaterpillar

My H was an unintentionally mean drunk tonight. He said that he really liked how my new workout pants lifted the bottom of my butt away from the back of my thigh. I know he meant well but argh. 

Thanks babe, thanks.  

KimNSandy

wow! I'm a lil drunk too and haven't insulted or slapped anyone tonight! Might be time to sleep it off!

But I also have to give you a little...HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH to your comments!!!!!

 

HungryCaterpillar

I just clicked through your blog and I am rolling from the first entry. Hilarious. 

SpitForSpat

Ha! One time my H unintentionally threw a gallon milk at me. We were getting home from the grocery store and had a little fight. I was walking ahead of him and he was swinging his arms in fury. He had a gallon of milk in a plastic bag and it broke and nailed me in the back. 

I was so enraged I thought he had kicked me or something. I threw my groceries down and was ready to fight. There was milk everywhere. We were not drunk.

HE laughed and laughed. I nursed my milk wounds.  

NBree

HungryCaterpillar:

My H was an unintentionally mean drunk tonight. He said that he really like how my new work out pants lifted the bottom of my butt away from the back of my thigh. I know he meant well but argh. 

Thanks babe, thanks.  

CAB1217

I am THIS CLOSE to being a mean drunk tonight. I just need one more glass of wine...

HungryCaterpillar

NBree:

HungryCaterpillar:

My H was an unintentionally mean drunk tonight. He said that he really like how my new work out pants lifted the bottom of my butt away from the back of my thigh. I know he meant well but argh. 

Thanks babe, thanks.  

Awww. I can't see teh picture. 

NBree

Damn.. Dunno what happened.  It was a good one too..