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FB Chat follies -- this is odd and vaguely insulting, yes?

I just got this message from someone via FB chat.

You're hot these day and I am proud that you were my first kiss. Even if u dont remember, I do. That day in the sandbox is etched into my memory forever!
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1.  I do not remember kissing this dude in the sandbox
 
2.  I must have, b/c this is the second time he's brought it up via FB (First time was after he friended me, several years ago.  I kind of wanted to reject him, but I thought that would indicate that I was holding a grudge -- which is true, but I don't want him to know that!)
 
3.  He TORMENTED me in middle school.  We were friends as tiny children, then he got cool and it became evident that I was a weirdo, and he was downright awful to me.
 
4.  WTF?
 
 
 

 

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

Re: FB Chat follies -- this is odd and vaguely insulting, yes?

  • I guess his life peaked in the sandbox?

     

    This is weird...and creepy. FB seems to bring out the pathetic in certain people.

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  • Nostrakuusmus's prediction for you:

     

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  • Sue_sueSue_sue member
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    Unfriend. He's a jerk. And a bully. and a weirdo.

    And likely you did not kiss him; he's just trying to project a false memory into your brain.

    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • i think i'd respond with "you were a real diiiick to me when we were growing up and i'm not quite sure why we're friends now."

    but i dont care if people know i'm holding a grudge like that.

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  • c_joyc_joy member
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    "Sorry, I have no memory of this, but I'm sure I'm not the first woman to find you totally forgettable."
  • 'Oh yes, your buck teeth are etched into my memory, as well.  How are you, kitten?'

    I've got nothing.  That's awkward stuff.


  • Right?!

    And then he tells me about his job and his Brazilian girlfriend.  And ends with this:  

    Well I wish you the best and will stay in touch. Thanks again for that kiss.

     

    Uh, thanks buddy.  Can't wait for that next chat.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • Also, I am really happy that he got fat.  Incredibly happy.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • Is this guys life a wreck now? Because I hope it is. I might unfriend and block him if there wasn't some decent schadenfreude to be had through his facebook posts.
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    Right?!

    And then he tells me about his job and his Brazilian girlfriend.  And ends with this:  

    Well I wish you the best and will stay in touch. Thanks again for that kiss.

     

    Uh, thanks buddy.  Can't wait for that next chat.

    Wow, it got even worse.  

    Totally creepy, unfriend. 

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  • icky!

    Unfriend.

    And I would TOTALLY SAY something biitchy before unfriending.

    Do you have a photographic memory or was the sandbox the high point of your life? (I like this one, good insult!!!)

     

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  • You guys should see my face right now.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • wblwbl member

    WTF?  What an oddball.

     

  • This is why I'm never on chat. The only people who wanted to talk to me consistently were old boyfriends. Yeah, no.
  • jln14jln14 member
    Probably had been creeping on your wall and noticed how beautiful you are now and is left wishing and wondering....
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