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Clicky: Does your husband hump you from behind if you bend over?

LOL, I know I don't post on ML often, but want ML to weigh in on this.

This lighthearted chat has come up several times between DH and I.... because everytime I bend over (if it's just the two of us, no one looking/within sight ) - whether its to pick something up, get something out of the fridge, you name it... he will come over, grab my hips, and give a good pelvis thrust to my behind. LOL.

He is confident other men do this to their significant others all.the.time.

What say you, ML?

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Re: Clicky: Does your husband hump you from behind if you bend over?

  • Yes, unless we've recently been to the aviary, in which case he grabs my butt and yells "tailfeathers!"
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  • Don't all men??  I mean it's a like a moving target.  lol
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  • Not all the time, but occasionally. 
  • Unfortunately this happens too often. I don't even have to bend over. He'll just walk up and hump my leg....
  • Him and I just talked about this. It wouldn't annoy me so much if he didn't do it at times I'm really busy: washing dishes, cooking, bending over to brush my teeth, making the bed. 
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  • TambcatTambcat member
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    lol. Not as much as he used to.
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    imageEB777888:
    Him and I just talked about this. It wouldn't annoy me so much if he didn't do it at times I'm really busy: washing dishes, cooking, bending over to brush my teeth, making the bed. 

    LMAO, I know, right!?!

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  • imageTambcat:
    lol. Not as much as he used to.

    Do babies get in the way of random bend over humping or has this been a gradual process over time? I need to know these things to put them on the pro con list.  

  • OMG, I think I do that to him more than he does it to me Embarrassed
  • imageFreddyisReady:
    OMG, I think I do that to him more than he does it to me Embarrassed

    LOL! I tried it a couple of times with DH and got a complete "WTF are you doing!?!?" look.

    So I stopped.  

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  • Yep, all the time. Although if he's standing in front of me he usually just shouts "Boobieeeeeees!" really loudly. He's an odd one.
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  • imageReturnOfKuus:
    Yes, unless we've recently been to the aviary, in which case he grabs my butt and yells "tailfeathers!"

    This.makes me DIE!



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  • imageEB777888:
    It wouldn't annoy me so much if he didn't do it at times I'm really busy: washing dishes, cooking, bending over to brush my teeth, making the bed. 

    Right? I started cooking dinner before he gets home because I'm tired of being humped while I'm trying to pull something out of the oven.

    If I move too quickly, I get a consolation ass slap.

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  • Sue_sueSue_sue member
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    Dh and I have been together for 25 years and he still does this every effing time
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  • imageFreddyisReady:
    OMG, I think I do that to him more than he does it to me Embarrassed

    samesies.

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  • holycrap I thought I seriously was the only woman with a H that did this. Every. Effing. Time. Yes, when I'm busy getting something out of the oven, refrigerator, cabinet... And yes, I get the consolation assslap too.

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  • All the time.

    Last night he came home from the gym and I was still doing yoga which was rare that I am not done first.   I was doing a downward dog and he runs over saying "oh!  new sex position" and tried humping me.

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  • TambcatTambcat member
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    imageHungryCaterpillar:

    imageTambcat:
    lol. Not as much as he used to.

    Do babies get in the way of random bend over humping or has this been a gradual process over time? I need to know these things to put them on the pro con list.  

    Would this be a pro or a con? 

  • All the time.  I tried doing it to him once to "get even" but all I got in response was a grin and a "Fun, isn't it?" so I gave up.
  • imageTambcat:
    imageHungryCaterpillar:

    imageTambcat:
    lol. Not as much as he used to.

    Do babies get in the way of random bend over humping or has this been a gradual process over time? I need to know these things to put them on the pro con list.  

    Would this be a pro or a con? 

    Less humping is definitely a con. It cracks me up when he does this. 

  • h very rarely does it to me. but i do it to him all. the. time. and every time i walk behind him i will stick a finger in his crack. he fcuking hates it. so obviously i keep doing it. 
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  • All. The. Time. Or he pinches it. And if my chest is ever exposed in his presence, he's on me like moths to a flame. It's nearly impossible to get dressed/undressed in front of him, always. 
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  • cmeinlacmeinla member
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    imageFreddyisReady:
    OMG, I think I do that to him more than he does it to me Embarrassed

    samesies.

    me toooo!

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  • Crap. Yep, it was constant. And now I miss it. Both exes did it, too. I think it's just a guy thing, like in their chromosomes. 
  • I need a SS.  He grabs my azz.  But when he bends over, I like to do something more inappropriate and make him jump a mile.  It never gets old.  I laugh for days.  Poke.
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  • imageEB777888:
    Him and I just talked about this. It wouldn't annoy me so much if he didn't do it at times I'm really busy: washing dishes, cooking, bending over to brush my teeth, making the bed. 

    YES!  I completely flip out if he does it when I'm busy.  LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I'M EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER! 

  • Never.  

     

    Does that mean he's cheating? lol 

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  • imagelolc:

    LOL, I know I don't post on ML often, but want ML to weigh in on this.

    This lighthearted chat has come up several times between DH and I.... because everytime I bend over (if it's just the two of us, no one looking/within sight ) - whether its to pick something up, get something out of the fridge, you name it... he will come over, grab my hips, and give a good pelvis thrust to my behind. LOL.

    He is confident other men do this to their significant others all.the.time.

    What say you, ML?

    At least your DH has the courtesy to make sure no one is looking or within sight.  Mine is more likely to do it then because he knows it irks me more :)

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  • imagemargotmacomber:
    I need a SS.  He grabs my azz.  But when he bends over, I like to do something more inappropriate and make him jump a mile.  It never gets old.  I laugh for days.  Poke.

    I need an SS too.

    My H is a boob man, so I get a lot of boob grabs.  I'll be doing laundry or cooking and he does the reach-around and grabs 'em.  He'll grab the azz too, but he doesn't do the humping thing.

     

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