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Clicky: Does your husband hump you from behind if you bend over?
LOL, I know I don't post on ML often, but want ML to weigh in on this.
This lighthearted chat has come up several times between DH and I.... because everytime I bend over (if it's just the two of us, no one looking/within sight ) - whether its to pick something up, get something out of the fridge, you name it... he will come over, grab my hips, and give a good pelvis thrust to my behind. LOL.
He is confident other men do this to their significant others all.the.time.
What say you, ML?
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Mommy to 2 boys, ages 7 and 5 and a little girl who is 1.5
Re: Clicky: Does your husband hump you from behind if you bend over?
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LMAO, I know, right!?!
~L~
Mommy to 2 boys, ages 7 and 5 and a little girl who is 1.5
Do babies get in the way of random bend over humping or has this been a gradual process over time? I need to know these things to put them on the pro con list.
LOL! I tried it a couple of times with DH and got a complete "WTF are you doing!?!?" look.
So I stopped.
DD1, 1/5/2008 ~~~ DD2, 3/17/2010
This.makes me DIE!
Click me, click me!
Right? I started cooking dinner before he gets home because I'm tired of being humped while I'm trying to pull something out of the oven.
If I move too quickly, I get a consolation ass slap.
samesies.
71 workouts completed in 2012
holycrap I thought I seriously was the only woman with a H that did this. Every. Effing. Time. Yes, when I'm busy getting something out of the oven, refrigerator, cabinet... And yes, I get the consolation assslap too.
Men are dogs.
All the time.
Last night he came home from the gym and I was still doing yoga which was rare that I am not done first. I was doing a downward dog and he runs over saying "oh! new sex position" and tried humping me.
Daycare is SO exhausting!
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Would this be a pro or a con?
Less humping is definitely a con. It cracks me up when he does this.
me toooo!
YES! I completely flip out if he does it when I'm busy. LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I'M EMPTYING THE DISHWASHER!
Never.
Does that mean he's cheating? lol
At least your DH has the courtesy to make sure no one is looking or within sight. Mine is more likely to do it then because he knows it irks me more
I need an SS too.
My H is a boob man, so I get a lot of boob grabs. I'll be doing laundry or cooking and he does the reach-around and grabs 'em. He'll grab the azz too, but he doesn't do the humping thing.