okay, so last night i had a dream that h invited a guy to stay at our house a few days while he was in the middle of traveling for work. so, guy pulls up in a busch light semi-truck, trailer and all. AND he is a werewolf (like shapeshifter, so he is a guy when i see him pull up in the truck, but i can tell he is a werewolf.) and he is a bad, murdering one, not a hot alcide-type. i ask h if he has any silver bullets and he is so casual and breezy and says no. i start freaking out and get so pissed that he invited this werewolf guy over and he has the audacity to not have silver bullets. and the dream goes on and on and is super weird.
i had surgery today. and apparently remembered this dream as i was coming out of anesthesia. i am SOBBING and screaming about the werewolf in the busch light semi. crying/yelling at the nurse to go find silver bullets NOW. i obviously don't really remember this, and h was at least kind enough to wait and tell me once we got home.
werewolf in a busch light semi. what. the. fcuk.
eta: and i feel liek it's important that you all know that i do not drink busch light.
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Your nightmares are cooler than mine. You also probably gave the nurses in the recovery room a good laugh, which I'm sure they need.
i know i shouldn't be embarrassed b/c i'm sure they hear worse/more interesting stuff. i was just hoping i could be a polite, normal person waking up and not a person terrified of the man-werewolf driving the busch light truck.
well you sure as shittttttt drink coors light
I can't help but LOL! How did your surgery go?
When DH went for a scope a few years ago I walked into him showing his "guns" to all of the nurses in the post-op section.
I was a total and complete spaz after my d&c a few years ago, in total hysterics over things that happened years ago.
They see it all but I would have to think your story will make it home as the funniest thing they heard all day.
Daycare is SO exhausting!
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When I got my wisdom teeth out, my oral surgeon was HOT. and I b?tched to my dad later that day about how I wished he had come see me after surgery. Which he had. Lol
I had a biopsy on my face today....hoping it's not melanoma-My dad has had it three times. I hope your margins come back clear with no recurrence!
And, I did have to laugh at your dream/surgery drama-too funny!