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A work bathroom story

So I went to the bathroom. 4 stalls total, two doors were closed. I go into the third and hear someone come out of one stall and leave. I flush and go to wash my hands. The last stall door is still closed BUT THERE'S NO FEET. So I'm thinking maybe the door just got stuck shut and I will open it up (a lot of women use this bathroom and we sometimes have lines even with 4 working stalls). Until I hear a poop drop and splash. So now I am QUITE confused. I go to get some paper towels and glance at the crack in the door of the stall. There is a girl perched, with her feet on the seat, FULL SQUAT.

Re: A work bathroom story

  • motherfuuucccking formatting.  obviously, this is cut and pasted from an email I sent
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  • imageMaryWithoutSound:
    So I went to the bathroom. 4 stalls total, two doors were closed. I go into the third and hear someone come out of one stall and leave. I flush and go to wash my hands. The last stall door is still closed BUT THERE'S NO FEET. So I'm thinking maybe the door just got stuck shut and I will open it up (a lot of women use this bathroom and we sometimes have lines even with 4 working stalls). Until I hear a poop drop and splash. So now I am QUITE confused. I go to get some paper towels and glance at the crack in the door of the stall. There is a girl perched, with her feet on the seat, FULL SQUAT.

    Hmm

    Well, that brings all new meaning to hovering, as a practice.

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  • That poop must have fallen from 2.5 ft in the air
  • FFS.

    I cannot stand it when women stand to do whatever business they need to do in a bathroom.

    Sit your butt down and takeadumppiss.

    promised myself I'd retire when I turned gold, and yet here I am
  • we sometimes find shoeprints on the toilet seats at my work.  I've been told that it's because we have a lot of Asians who work downstairs in our manufacturing plant and in a lot of Asian counties they have toilets that are ground level that you squat over.  It's supposed to be good for you, less pushing or something like that. 

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  • That's a cool looking toilet.  I'd poop in that.  We just have regular toilets here at work.  I just wanted you all to imagine my face when I saw no feet but heard poop splash

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    i'm so glad i opened this thread b/c... L OH EFFING L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

    Mary, you made me literally LOL!!!

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    squatting on the toilet? Wow.

     

    SO SINGS MY SOUL *WHAM!* MY SAVIOR GOD TO THEE *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!* HOW GREAT THOU ART *WHAM!*
  • No.  Just, no.
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  • My wtf meter just exploded.

    I had to squat on something like that pictured toilet when I was on exchange in France (very old high school) and I DID NOT LIKE IT.  You should have seen my 15 year old face when I entered the school bathroom for the first time.

     

     

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    Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
  • imagemashedpotato:

    we sometimes find shoeprints on the toilet seats at my work.  I've been told that it's because we have a lot of Asians who work downstairs in our manufacturing plant and in a lot of Asian counties they have toilets that are ground level that you squat over.  It's supposed to be good for you, less pushing or something like that. 

    It's true!  These are in the bathrooms at my work; but only on one floor in my building.  The floor that the Tax and Finance departments are on.

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  • WIN for best thread of the day!

    LOL I am laughing so hard my co-worker shut the door to her office - yippee!

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  • Toilets in Thailand are like that.  My H used to take his pants completely off to use them because he was so afraid of splash back.  And after some pretty heavy Thai curries, those toilets made my legs noticably stronger.

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  • I keep picturing myself falling off the toilet and injuring myself while my leg falls in the bowl.  ::Shudder::
  • Wow.  Is she from another country?

    That takes skill on a non-squat toilet.

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     I got traveler's diarrhea and this is the only type of toilet I could find. I cried and prayed for death.  

     

     

     

     

     

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