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Anyone reading/read 50 Shades of Gray?

A bunch of friends recommended it after my comedown from The Hunger Games.

Um, I feel like I am reading soft core porn. Is the whole series like this or is there an actual plot?

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Re: Anyone reading/read 50 Shades of Gray?

  • I am currently reading the first one and while I do also feel like Im reading soft core porn...I think the whole premise of the book is her coming of age and growing into her own.  But I could be way off lol.  Maybe the second and third books are more plot driven....
  • Haha! I don't want to really knock them but I am thinking to myself "Is this just 3 books about sex?" lol. I keep waiting for there to be this psychological thriller twist put in there.
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  • I started it today. I think the writing is total crap, but I heard the rest of it is pretty hot.
    She's crafty - and she's just my type.
  • worst written book on the planet, maybe the universe
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    worst written book on the planet, maybe the universe

    Okay, glad I am not crazy. I don't the book is horrible but I am trying to get what the hype is about. Literally over 10 people have recommended this series to me.

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  • It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • Horribly written, but hot. And the plot gets better in the second and third books.
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  • The ladies' book club at work picked it...I am not overly excited.
  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

    I agree.  I am almost done with book 2 but it puts me to sleep every time I open it so I can't seem to finish.  I will not be purchasing the 3rd one. I may perhaps read it when it is able to be loaned to my kindle.  

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  • imageHudson_Hawk:
    Horribly written, but hot. And the plot gets better in the second and third books.

     

    Really?  I didn't find anything hot about it.  I've truly ever been less turned on in my life.  I'm more turned on this very second then I was during the time I spend on the first book.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • My favorite part was when she first say his *** and her response was "holy cow"

    I stopped reading right there.

  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

    imageHudson_Hawk:
    Horribly written, but hot. And the plot gets better in the second and third books.

     

    Really?  I didn't find anything hot about it.  I've truly ever been less turned on in my life.  I'm more turned on this very second then I was during the time I spend on the first book.

    Ha! I must say, it is making me annoyed when she refers to her vagina as her "sex".

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  • wow, thenest won't let you say d i c k? 
  • I also really like how she gets off in 22 seconds, even though she's never been with a guy or had an orgasm before.

    And the BDSM elements are super tame/lame.  Like, the author went to wikipedia, got some vocabulary about pretty standard things and then ran with it.

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  • I agree that it was poorly written but still found it hot.  
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  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:

    I also really like how she gets off in 22 seconds, even though she's never been with a guy or had an orgasm before.

    I was also impressed how he could be ready for sex every 3 minutes. Maybe my BFs have been super lame but they need at least 10-15 minutes before they are ready to go again lol.

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  • imageMintChocoChip:
    I agree that it was poorly written but still found it hot.  

    This. 

    There is something about Christian Grey.  He reminds me of someone I know and have an odd relationship/interaction/I have no idea what you call it and I think that's part of why I'm drawn so much to the books.  

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  • imageHudson_Hawk:
    Horribly written, but hot. And the plot gets better in the second and third books.

    This

    ETA: I have the files available in EPUB form to email out if anyone wants them. PM me your email address. 

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  • I have to leave this thread and never return, because I am starting to judge some of you!!!!!

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  • It's the most poorly written, unerotic erotica I've ever seen.  It makes my eyes bleed to try to read it.  I can only stand it for about 15 minutes at at time.  It may take me a full year to finish the crappy thing.
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  • No, hell no, I am not reading that crap.

    It was FAN FICTION, then got published. That's when people on the internet write naughty stories about the characters in books they like.

    I refuse to be part of this fad.

    www.literotica.com

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  • I have yet to read these, although I'm supposed to for my bookclub meeting next month...I'm definitely not getting my hopes up, but very curious about all the hype.
    **nestie formerly known as thegastons**
  • There is a little bit of plot.  Pay attention to Ana's boss and Christian's childhood issues.  I read an article that said this series is supposed to be Twilight adult fan fiction.  Meaning Ana=Bella and Christian=Edward.  But it's definitely not the Great American novel.
  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

     

    i'm going to take your advice and not read it.

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  • I know a ton of people reading it (but haven't had a chance myself yet).  Among my less read friends, it's a huge hit.  Among my well read friends the consensus is that it's basically fan-fiction, the writing is poor, but that the story line is pretty hot.  I'm going to read it, but it's waiting in line behind a few other things. 
  • imagecharitylynne_1979:

    imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

     

    i'm going to take your advice and not read it.

    I could kiss you!  I feel like no one listens to me about this, and it makes me bonkers!!!!!

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    imagecharitylynne_1979:

    imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

     

    i'm going to take your advice and not read it.

    I could kiss you!  I feel like no one listens to me about this, and it makes me bonkers!!!!!

     :::sighing:::

     Well, GOZF, if you told me *before* I started reading it, I would have listened to you as well!

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  • imagedmarie979:
    imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    imagecharitylynne_1979:

    imageGhostofZeldaFitzgerald:
    It is, hands down, the most poorly written, un-sexy erotica ever written.  Save yourselves and abandon ship.

     

    i'm going to take your advice and not read it.

    I could kiss you!  I feel like no one listens to me about this, and it makes me bonkers!!!!!

     :::sighing:::

     Well, GOZF, if you told me *before* I started reading it, I would have listened to you as well!

    I'm sorry I didn't know.  I would have saved you.

    So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

  • How did everyone get the book?  I've tried to buy it and everywhere is sold out.  Did you buy it online?  Anyone have a copy they're done with and would be willing to sell?

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  • imageturtle1120:

    How did everyone get the book?  I've tried to buy it and everywhere is sold out.  Did you buy it online?  Anyone have a copy they're done with and would be willing to sell?

    Listen to me, Turtle.  You don't want to read this.  I promise you.

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