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Can we have a Dear_____ Thursday?
cause I sure need one...
Dear XH,
You're credit card payment (that we're paying down together) is now 40 days past due and your April payment is now 10 days past due.
Pay your sh!t. I just sent you yet ANOTHER email and if you do not have this taken care of by Monday, I have NO problem going to my lawyer and making you pay your ***. It's in the decree that you pay for my legal expenses if I have to do so, so I'm be perfectly fine if you choose to be an a$$ and not pay it.
But in all honesty, it makes me gloat and be all warm and fuzzy on the inside when I actually pay it on time, every month and I have to send you these stupid emails every few months. You usually take care of them, but you're probably broke because you're so irresponsible with money.
Sincerely,
You're amazing ex-wife that you were stupid to throw away.
Dear dude I'm dating?
You're cute. Cute, smart, chill, we have lots in common AND Im attracted to you. And you smell incredible. And you're an AH-MAZING kisser. And I like you. A Either like or me move along. I mean, I think you do? But I'm now confused. It's this part about dating I hate.
Sincerely,
The amazing girl you met that's hard to find these days kinda girl.
Dear self-confidence,
Thank you. You're hot.
Sincerely,
Amazing me.
Re: Can we have a Dear_____ Thursday?
Dear Workday,
Please get over with faster. I'm ready to get outside and enjoy this 85 degree weather,
Sincerely,
Haines
Dear ex stalker dude,
AGAIN?!? You texted AGAIN?!?! We've now been broken up a month and a half longer than we were even together in the first place. Sending me sappy crappy youtube songs after I've ignored the last FOUR attempts to contact me, isn't going to change my mind!
Sincerely,
I-Have-A-New-Boyfriend-That's-Much-Less-Crazy-Than-You
Dear House,
PLEASE.STOP.BREAKING.DOWN. For the love of God, please stop stealing from my wallet!
Sincerely,
Broke-Ass-Homeowner
Dear Cats,
OhmyfreakingGod, how do you create such messes?!? I'm going to shave you and make you wear diapers instead of giving you cat litter if you don't stop shedding and strewing litter pellets all over the freaking house!
Sincerely,
NOT-Happy-Mama
Dear Hot-Ass-Boyfriend,
I don't care that you have poison ivy anymore. 11 days is entirely too long to be celibate. You'd better wrap yourself in ace bandages, because your fine ass is mine tonight!
Sincerely,
H**ny-As-A-Teenager
Dear Friend of the Court Referee --
I'm not amused you denied my Motion to have XH pay my attorney's fees. I realize it was a shot in the dark, but do you not realize that my XH lied his way through all of this, including the part about "consulting an attorney"? He knew all long he had NO CHANCE in getting custody of DS, yet her pursued it anyway. He said he couldn't afford an attorney, but guess what? Neither can I! I don't have $4k laying around, but I'm willing to go into debt to protect my child. And I know it's irrelevant in the custody case, but let's not forget that I footed 100% of the $5k divorce bill as well.
I wish you'd see that it wasn't about the money for me. It was about the principal behind the matter and showing XH that he can't just run to court for every.little.thing without some kind of punitive damages. We haven't even been divorced for a year yet, FFS.
Sincerely,
PrettyinPearls
Dear Knee:
Knock it off and heal already! This is B.S.
Dear Crazy Men:
Please tell me why you love me so much!!!!
Dear guy I was supposed to go on a third date with tonight:
I thought we were really into each other, but your texts have dropped off and now you cancelled on me. You suck.
Dear xh:
GTFO of the house I'm paying for.
Dear Windows 7 developers,
DIAF. I hate that I can't search for "a word or phrase in the file" any more. That shiz was useful!
Signed,
Pissed off Scooby who can't find the right file
LOL!! I can totally relate to this one!
Dear old friend and exBF who said you would be there for me,
Where the HELL did you go? I get life being hard, but maybe part of me not being able to move on is you not telling me WTF is/was going on with you that you just stopped talking to me. Our moms are college friends and I love your mom, so this is going to be an issue at some point you have to deal with. I better not find out about it through a FB status change!
Sincerly,
The girl who you said was awesome - still am thank you very much!
Dear Match.com dude.
Sorry but it just wasn't right for me - maybe next time don't mention the Xanex or long term related stuff before the first meeting/date. Not that that was why I canceled (see post below for details) but it didn't help my gut feelings either.
Thanks, sorry,
just want a date girl and go from there
Dear Universe.
Send me some IRL cool people please! I just want to meet some decent (one or two) people naturally - without searching. And I don't have a crap ton of time on my hands so if this could happen when I am out anyway, that would be great. Trying to expand the circle of trust here.
Busy, nice, faithful, mama - add in hot mama