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Post-Off Contest: The worst thing my MIL has said to me...
Hi Nesties!
Well this probably going to be a flameful post, but we want to know: What is the worst thing your MIL has ever said to you? We're having a post-off contest on this board from now until 5 p.m. on Sunday, 5/6! (Don't worry, Mother's Day is still over a week away. No guilt necessary.)
To enter, reply below and fill in the blank, "The worst thing my Mother-In-Law has ever said to me was ______."
We'll pick a random winner from the replies and send them some beauty booty, including a Rock & Republic shirt, a pair of Candie's sandals and best of all, a CupCase to protect your bras while you travel!
You do not need to include any personal information in your reply - just reply below here and we will contact the random winner privately via the email they used to login to the site. Entries that do not answer the question will not be considered.
To read the official rules,
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Re: Post-Off Contest: The worst thing my MIL has said to me...
lmao, they are on to us.
This one time, she insinuated the the deviant sexual lifestyle that my husband and I enjoy was not real love and that we were lesser people somehow for it. I hated her for that.
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
"The worst thing my Mother-In-Law has ever said to me was that she was going to eat my children and have sex with my dog when i fell asleep."
God that was a weird Christmas
Also, her name ends in an "i".
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
The worst thing my Mother-In-Law has ever said to me was "Are you sure your want to buy Sam such an expensive gift?...What if ya'll break up?"
We where already married at the time...
I am absolutely FASCINATED by this prize package, and how thoughtful y'all were in making sure all the pieces coordinate. You could walk down the street with a case full of bras and everyone would think it was a purse.
Do women have problems travelling with bras? I am stumped.
Do you think we all go off on trysts and need extras for the walk of shame. Is that why you think our MILs hate us?
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
The worst thing my mother in law ever said to me was "I hate it when your long gaudy fingernails stab my cervix while you fist me."
What an ungrateful biitch.
She told my dh I was a lying manipulative bittch who had made dh into my puppet to increase my social status. And when dh made me let her come over to apologize she said she was sorry that it was all true.
That, and the time she told me I had to eat alone out in the hall on Thanksgiving day at a tray table.
Edit: I really want that cup case, too. lol
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cartwheels were done when I saw you had posted, "Sue". It did not disappoint.
Thatsalady who needs baby powder in the milk.
Why are we even having this contest? Someone google cache "Sue"'s posts and get this over with.
lol I wish first prize was a mink coat.
This prize package better have SueSue's name already engraved on to it. We all vote for her to be the winner.
See you should have held on to it for a couple of hours!!
*dying*
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
my favorite part is the little "beard" label that pops up at the end.
/wonders if the TSA would go through a CupCase for drugs or not
Yeah that's right my name's Yauch!
YES!
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So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Look, seriously, Sue_Sue needs to win this.
Updated September 2012.
This never gets old for me. Enjoy your CupCase.
Holy hell. Sue_Sue FTW.
The worst thing my MIL has ever said to me was that I was not allowed to get pregnant because her daughter was having the first grandchild.
I'm good on bra thingamajigs.
The worst thing my Mother-In-Law has ever said to me was that I was a self-mutilator because I bite my nails. This was said in front of her friends, of course.
Second entry:
The worst thing my Mother-In-Law has ever said to me was "Not to worry, you will always be a [insert maiden name], you will never be a [insert married name]." Gee thanks!
The worst thing my MIL has ever done is give me an enormous brown sweatshirt with sunflowers (because she knows I love them) on it that is so ugly I will only be wearing it around the house.
Other than that, I have no complaints. She's lovely and awesome and pretty much all around rocks.
Sue needs to win this one.
right?!
I don't even want to enter for fear I'd be sent that awful 'prize'
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After I had hip surgery and was on crutches for several weeks, my MIL was visiting and we were watching a talk show that was talking about sacrificing for your spouse. She said, "Well, H is certainly sacrificing for you right now, isn't he?"
Yes, clearly I am pretty selfish for having hip surgery and making H do a few loads of laundry and some dishes. I'm such a jerk.
No, no.
Everyone else can stop posting in here.
We've already decided that Sue_Sue wins.
I love that its all lurkers, newbies and Sue Sue supporters.
I hope you have your bedazzler ready Sue!
Winning this contest is like adding insult to injury, those shoes are FUG.. and that shirt, ugh and that cup ..thing. wtf.