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I love him, but I kind of want to kick him in the balls

The jerk keeps pulling this "father of the year" crap and continually shows me up.

Right now, quarter to 11 at night and while I'm sat on the sofa happily and selfishly nesting away, he's on his hands and knees on the floor building the girls an epic marble play tower to surprise them with when they wake up in the morning.

Bastard.

I'm going to have to make a crapload of chocolate chip muffins tomorrow to win back their favour. 

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Re: I love him, but I kind of want to kick him in the balls

  • Sounds like something my hubby would do. I do everything for them and he comes in on his big white horse and they completely forgot everything. We set up the baby pool today and they said that was the funnest day. Now their father will come home tomorrow and top it without even trying. I feel you. I made choc chip pancakes the other day to cover it. 
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  • Aww! thats pretty awesome. You'll probably want to kick me in the balls after I say this but 'Father of Year is awarded to Mr. Tofu'.
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  • So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

  • PubliusPublius member
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

  • imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

    I agree with Publius and Obsession. If you knew your husband was an awesome dad before you married him, you have only yourself to blame. These marbles are on your head! 

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    imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

    I agree with Publius and Obsession. If you knew your husband was an awesome dad before you married him, you have only yourself to blame. These marbles are on your head! 

    Okay, but you just don't know him! He's a really great guy usually, it's just this thing with the marbles. Seriously. He only beats me on weekends, and NEVER on the face. 

    All of our friends say we have the best relationship and I'm also really mature for my age.

    I feel sorry for your husbands. 

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  • imageTofumonkey:
    imagesnowyowl:
    imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

    I agree with Publius and Obsession. If you knew your husband was an awesome dad before you married him, you have only yourself to blame. These marbles are on your head! 

    Okay, but you just don't know him! He's a really great guy usually, it's just this thing with the marbles. Seriously. He only beats me on weekends, and NEVER on the face. 

    All of our friends say we have the best relationship and I'm also really mature for my age.

    I feel sorry for your husbands. 

    DED.

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  • imageTofumonkey:
    imagesnowyowl:
    imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

    I agree with Publius and Obsession. If you knew your husband was an awesome dad before you married him, you have only yourself to blame. These marbles are on your head! 

    Okay, but you just don't know him! He's a really great guy usually, it's just this thing with the marbles. Seriously. He only beats me on weekends, and NEVER on the face. 

    All of our friends say we have the best relationship and I'm also really mature for my age.

    I feel sorry for your husbands. 

    Ohhhh tofu... I'm so so so sorry for you. I'm sending you massive hugs and vibes and more hugs and will include you in my prayers. That's just not right. I don't know how you put up with it, but I applaud you - and send you hugs. Many many hugs. And vibes! 

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    Aww! thats pretty awesome. You'll probably want to kick me in the balls after I say this but 'Father of Year is awarded to Mr. Tofu'.

    MYOB GBLAKE

  • lol I love you guys - you make me smile :)
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  • PubliusPublius member
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    How old are you?

    Yeah, this.  Maybe you're just not mature enough for all of this. 

  • See, I think couple and individual counseling will help here.  You and the girls should also move out so you learn how to rely on yourself.

     

    BUT, we will need to see pictures of this tower that has caused you so much grief.

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  • The big question is... did the girls actually like the tower? Or were mom and dad more excited?
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  • imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    How old are you?

    Yeah, this.  Maybe you're just not mature enough for all of this. 

    Okay, I know I'm only 31, but I'm like, a really mature 31! I practically had to take care of myself all through my 20's! I practically had to raise myself! 

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    imageTofumonkey:
    imagesnowyowl:
    imagePublius:
    imageObsession:

    So really, here you don't have a marble problem with a DH problem.

    You should probably get yourself some counseling and marriage counseling and probably marble counseling too.

    Is this MUD?

    I'm calling MUD.

    Get over yourself.

    Have you talked to him about how you feel?  What does he say when you tell him these things?

    Was he like this before you were married?  Why do you expect him to be be different now that you're married?

    TIA.NFT.BYOB.FU.LLYAS.

    RIP Publius 

    I agree with Publius and Obsession. If you knew your husband was an awesome dad before you married him, you have only yourself to blame. These marbles are on your head! 

    Okay, but you just don't know him! He's a really great guy usually, it's just this thing with the marbles. Seriously. He only beats me on weekends, and NEVER on the face. 

    All of our friends say we have the best relationship and I'm also really mature for my age.

    I feel sorry for your husbands. 

    Ohhhh tofu... I'm so so so sorry for you. I'm sending you massive hugs and vibes and more hugs and will include you in my prayers. That's just not right. I don't know how you put up with it, but I applaud you - and send you hugs. Many many hugs. And vibes! 

    Thank you! I could totally use some vibes on this. I get that some people have serious illnesses and deaths in their families and stuff but I could totally use some vibes right now.  

    Thank you for keeping me and our marble tower divorce drama in your prayers. It means a lot. 

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    See, I think couple and individual counseling will help here.  You and the girls should also move out so you learn how to rely on yourself.

     

    BUT, we will need to see pictures of this tower that has caused you so much grief.

    Okay, I don't have any pictures, but I do have a video:

     http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9gppDz0TcM&amp;feature=youtu.be

    Also, here's some backstory, so you can better understand how horrible it is that I have to deal with this crap:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLyVvBWQtc&amp;feature=youtu.be

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c2QohVX6Vs&amp;feature=youtu.be&nbsp;

     

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  • O.M.G  I would kick him in the balls for the marbles! 

    How long until you have to have one of those things extracted from noses, ears, throats or any other orifice babies can find to stick stuff into.  How long until one of you end up slipping on those things and breaking a leg?!  How long until a marble ends up in on of the pets orifices?

     

    Oh I am just not cut out to be a mummy ... 

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  • He just made chocolate chip cookies. Best cookies EVER. The kids are begging at the kitchen baby gate like hyped up poodles.

    That son of a ***. 

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  • Feed all the cookies to the kids, hype them up and then go out by yourself. That will teach him!
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    imagegblake:
    Aww! thats pretty awesome. You'll probably want to kick me in the balls after I say this but 'Father of Year is awarded to Mr. Tofu'.

    MYOB GBLAKE

    Screw you Obsession! You are just mean. You should be supporting everyone. Lift up their spirits, be kind! And I'll add to that, you shouldn't even be posting here. You're not an IN. You don't know my lyfe! GBCIN, good-bye!!11!!!1 YWIA
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