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Two Things

First, my son(!) has his hand down my shirt, tucked into my cleavage.  Edith used to do that too.  It's funny.

Secondly, when I was changing his diaper at Wendy's today (on the fcuking sink because they didn't have a changing table!  CURSE YOU WENDY'S!), he crapped as I was changing the diaper.  It is really weird to watch someone poop.  And it's an experience I never even considered before becoming a parent. 

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Re: Two Things

  • TambcatTambcat member
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    First, my son(!) has his hand down my shirt, tucked into my cleavage.  Edith used to do that too.  It's funny.


    YesYes

    H changed Joanna's first diaper in the hospital, and as he was doing it, more poop came out. This was meconium, and it looked like black modeling clay being squeezed out of her booty. And poor  H had an audience of both  sets of parents and maybe a nurse too.  Anyway, yeah, it was weird to watch.  And gross!

  • Tamb, I'm gleefully grossed out at the thought of watching meconium poop come out!!
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  • I had to change DD's diaper at a Wendy's en route to Ohio, and they didn't have a changing table either!!  I changed her on a booth in the dining room and DARED anyone to say anything to me about it.  F*cking Wendy's.  

    Yay for the son! 

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  • I have changed the girls in much worse conditions I am sad to say.  Just recently on our cross country road trip I basically gave DD2 a sink bath at a Chilis when she had a blow out.  I just asked them to lock the door for me for 5 minutes (to protect other customers from the sight and smell) and hand me a plastic to go back for her clothes.  They were awesome really.  I tipped that lady who helped me very very well!

    Watching poop come out is one of those things I don't think I have seen and I think I am good with that.

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  • I don't know what meconium poop is and I don't think I want to know.

    Also - I just watched bridemaids for the first time and you mentioning changing him on the sink made me think of that dreadful scene when they were trying on dresses and all got sick. I hope it wasn't that bad!

     

  • I just wanna say congratulations because I don't think I've been on here much since it's been official! I did see pictures on my phone though- holy cute! I request more!
  • Louis CK has a great bit about his daughter pooping and how strange it looks in the "Hilarious" special/CD.
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  • Wtf Wendy's? Koala kid changers needs to target that account stat! 

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  • I called in a complaint.  It looked like it had recently been remodeled, so it's not that it's an old place.  And who the fcuk doesn't have a changer at least in the women's room these days?  

    I felt like one of "those" moms, but dammit, I don't like trying to balance my infant on a tiny sink top. 

    Also, I wonder what people did in the before times?  Floor?  At the table? 

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  • Who knows. Maybe we just sat around in crapped nappies. I would ask my mom but shed prolly say 

    Wendys! Humph! I WISH we could afford to eat out when you were a baby! 

     Hahaaaaa

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  • That sounds like what my mother would say.  
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