Perry/Brand divorce-related Heath

Mamasaurus

I know this is old, old news, but I just saw something about how part of why they got a divorce was because she was not kinky enough for him and he was an @sshole about it or something? It kind of makes me wonder what freaky sh*t he was into for that to happen. I mean, this woman shoots desserts out of her boobs and has a song about her alien abduction sex fantasies. Did he want her to blow him while he drove blindfolded on the autobahn or something? I have no idea why I even give a crap about this. It just keeps popping into my head while I burp Babysaurus.

Thoughts? Insights? Evidence that 50 Shades of Gray destroyed their marriage?

dowagercountess

I know girls who appear to be very freaky, but are actually quite shy. It's the ones who don't seem freaky you have to watch out for.

 

Ombligo1

He is a well known sex addicted freakindasheets.  You'd think she would be perfect for him in that department, though.

Luvvy1

dowagercountess:

I know girls who appear to be very freaky, but are actually quite shy. It's the ones who don't seem freaky you have to watch out for.

 

It's always the quiet ones. 

EB777888

dowagercountess:

I know girls who appear to be very freaky, but are actually quite shy. It's the ones who don't seem freaky you have to watch out for.

 

This is so true. 

MontereyBride

dowagercountess:

I know girls who appear to be very freaky, but are actually quite shy. It's the ones who don't seem freaky you have to watch out for.

 

/whistles nonchalantly 

pantsparty

Her stage persona and personality are likely very different. If I knew I could make millions by shooting Cool Whip out of my tiits, I'd be riding that train. Doesn't mean I'm into kinky stuff.

margotmacomber

I firmly believed their marriage was a joke from the get go.

But yeah, she's an image. 

MrDobalina

See, I read he's sober and her partying is what did them in.

 

And I thought the alien abduction song was the chick from Evanescence... 

lolagrinnin

This whole thread makes me think he really is the dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Did they have him show up and tell him to just be himself, but a rock star?