"Good afternoon, Jesus loves you!"

completelyundefinable

That's the greeting I just got on the phone. He also told me he was blessed when I asked how he was, and said God be with you before he hung up.

+kizmet+

Where were you calling?  If it was a church office I would expect that.  If it was a sex toy shop then this is a really good story.  :-)

cmeinla

Well it's better than F* off.

MelindaFelinda

cmeinla:

Well it's better than F* off.

I'd prefer that. 

completelyundefinable

Nope. I was just calling to confirm a meeting.

wanderlust2006

Someone once asked me at the end of a business call if I had "accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior" 

"No, but I will definitely give X (CW she called for) your message"

Cleo29

Maybe the throw them off, reply with Mazel Tov!  I know it really means "good luck" and not congratulations, but still I would be interested in the person's response.

lkoenig

+kizmet+:

Where were you calling?  If it was a church office I would expect that.  If it was a sex toy shop then this is a really good story.  :-)

I just laughed out loud at my desk 

CurlyQ284

I used to have to place orders for specialty supplies when I lived in the Bible Belt for three years and instead of hold music they had church sermons playing. After placing the order, they would tell me to have a blessed day.

His#1Girl

Wow, someone sure has the taste of Jesus in him doesn't he?

They don't even say that much at my church.

In fact, the church secretary is a pretty salty old coot and more likely to chew you out for asking questions, lol. I like her

 

His#1Girl

MelindaFelinda:

cmeinla:

Well it's better than F* off.

I'd prefer that. 

Sometimes when people say "Have a Blessed Day" they are really saying "F*ck You!"

 

CurlyQ284

His#1Girl:

MelindaFelinda:

cmeinla:

Well it's better than F* off.

I'd prefer that. 

Sometimes when people say "Have a Blessed Day" they are really saying "F*ck You!"

 

Hmmm this makes he grocery store in my old neighborhood a lot more interesting.

laptopprancer

completelyundefinable:

Nope. I was just calling to confirm a meeting.

With Jesus?

(are you dying?)