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You know what was a lost marketing opportunity?
The Bobbit knife.
I mean, that knife must have been super sharp to cut off an entire piece of d*ck, so much so that it was in some rather clean or marginally clean slice, that he didn't just immediately scream in pain and grab her hands and avoided the lasceration.
Was he handcuffed?
What was the knife?
I bet it wasn't a Wusthoff!
Boludos.
Re: You know what was a lost marketing opportunity?
Well, he was passed out and she just lopped it off. I bet any old knife could do the trick. Ok not a butter knife.
Lets shift gears here. Who picked the piece o peen out of that field after Lorena told them where it was? A cop? A paramedic? Who! Who?
I know there was a search team that was dedicated to finding it. I also thought she kinda knew where she threw it?
And LOL, this was really prompted by the fact that today I might have ALMOST (but not, phew) cut myself AGAIN, because my knives weren't sharpened, and all of a sudden I thought - damn, Lorena didn't put up with this much sh!t!
Also, it was a significant piece of peen!!!! SOMEBODY TOUCHED THAT.
I'm also wildly fascinated by the intricacy of the gazillion (10+?) surgical hours it took to get everything back together. I wonder if the urethra now took a different turn and twist to get the pee out, and what about his jacking off abilities? Talk about adult circumcision!
does the jacked up nerve endings get together?
what about all the muscle, did it join correctly?
and DID THEY KEEP THE PEEN ON ICE?!?!?!?!
what if the piece of peen shrink, did they have to expand it to the right consistency?
lol
Minus the smoking and the womanizing.
Love his smile. That smile charms.
And the voice.
Basically his mouth-ular elements.
HE DID NOT?!!!!!!!
OMG - it's like everyone does porn after some shizz like this!
I thought he was in a band or something.
Then again, I bet the fetish for weirdly shaped peens would have given him a hefty sum of like, a grand for f*cking?
I would have tried to parlay that shizz in some QVC spokeperson deal, but how many men do the QVC thing?
Not the porn, his celebrity, I mean.
I think it looked great! No, just kidding. I didn't see it
it's so odd, given
it's like i find out about this last!
this weekend, everyone was quoting all the heath ledger sex tapes and vag shots. Did everyone know that Britney Spears has a clear as day roast beef vag? I didn't. GOD, nest, what do i have you for!
Wait, what, BS has a sex tape?
I bet she has a twitter. Can you contact people on twitter?
A picture!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/25/lorena-bobbit-on-the-earl_n_109221.html
eight-inch carving knife
I also found this, do not know if it's legitimate:
http://www.michaelsmeanderings.com/2011/06/lorena-bobbits-preferred-brand.html
NOw THAT's what i'm talkin' about!
It grosses me out to think about the actual cutting.
You get so mad and crazed that you actually get out the knife and start cutting, but to actually saw the whole thing off? Gross.
Also, I want to know what state it was in when she cut it off. It makes a difference.
Doesn't porn seem like a high-risk job for him, given the circumstances?
I want to see the peen now. Can you see scars? Does it look like Frankenpenis?
BS has a sex tape?