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LOL - H is tired!

I'm in bed studying with my book light and he's been crashed out since eight. He just sat up and looked at me and said "don't put the calendar on the fridge again." and put his head back down to sleep.

We don't have a calendar and I never put anything on the fridge and can't stand it when he does. 

Re: LOL - H is tired!

  • thhats awesome

    H has told me I told him cookies were done in my sleep.  

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  • Lol!  I love when things like that happen.

    When my H and I were dating and he worked nights, he would be so tired on his days off because his schedule was crazy.  He would fall asleep and then wake up and say the weirdest things to me like:

    H: babe, tell them to go down by the river

    Me: ok. what river?

    H: you know the one! the one that split into two states.

    Me: ohh yeah, that one.

    And then he would fall back asleep and not remember any of it.

    Ha!

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  • I've done this - I woke up and asked H "what's the veg". (from work - meaning what vegetable is going with this dish).

    He looked at me and was like "wha....??"

  • This has happened to us too, but what used to happen more often was saying weird things during sex. Like completely random stuff, nothing sexy or dirty. I can't remember any specific examples but it would be something like, "jagged rocks!" So weird. Lol I wish I could remember a good example. I'll have to ask H.
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  • LOL!

    I remember a lllllllong time ago and ex-boyfriend woke up, looked at me and said "maria, give it to your sister" then went back to sleep. My name's not maria!! 

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  • imageJulesF84:
    This has happened to us too, but what used to happen more often was saying weird things during sex. Like completely random stuff, nothing sexy or dirty. I can't remember any specific examples but it would be something like, "jagged rocks!" So weird. Lol I wish I could remember a good example. I'll have to ask H.

    Whaaaaattt? During sex?!

    It's like tourettes sex.  

    ETA - proper spelling.  

  • imageHungryCaterpillar:

    imageJulesF84:
    This has happened to us too, but what used to happen more often was saying weird things during sex. Like completely random stuff, nothing sexy or dirty. I can't remember any specific examples but it would be something like, "jagged rocks!" So weird. Lol I wish I could remember a good example. I'll have to ask H.

    Whaaaaattt? During sex?!

    It's like tourettes sex.  

    ETA - proper spelling.  

    Tourettes sex! Ha! 

    Now I want to say something random to H next time we do it - just to see what he does! 

  • imageHungryCaterpillar:

    imageJulesF84:
    This has happened to us too, but what used to happen more often was saying weird things during sex. Like completely random stuff, nothing sexy or dirty. I can't remember any specific examples but it would be something like, "jagged rocks!" So weird. Lol I wish I could remember a good example. I'll have to ask H.

    Whaaaaattt? During sex?!

    It's like tourettes sex.  

    ETA - proper spelling.  

    Omg I'm dying at this. It's so true! The random words/phrases would just come out without warning and then we'd end up laughing. We had to invoke a "no laughing during sex" policy. Lol so weird. "jargon sweater!"
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  • imagendolehan:
    imageHungryCaterpillar:

    imageJulesF84:
    This has happened to us too, but what used to happen more often was saying weird things during sex. Like completely random stuff, nothing sexy or dirty. I can't remember any specific examples but it would be something like, "jagged rocks!" So weird. Lol I wish I could remember a good example. I'll have to ask H.

    Whaaaaattt? During sex?!

    It's like tourettes sex.  

    ETA - proper spelling.  

    Tourettes sex! Ha! 

    Now I want to say something random to H next time we do it - just to see what he does! 

    You need to be really into it though when you say it. Like.... oh my god shower curtain. Yes, yes there - oooohhhhh shoe parade.

    I doubt he'll catch it. 

  • LOL!
    One night in bed H leaned over and said "John Madden loves you!". When I asked him to repeat himself, he said "no more cake!" and rolled over and started snoring.
    EDD: 6/28/12
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