What the fcuking fcuk

MontereyBride

I'm out with my girls for karaoke and pizza and beer. 

I was walking to the back of the bar to the restroom and this fcuking random steps in front of me, grazes his hand across my d?collet? 'area' and picks up my large statement necklace and goes "Wow, this is really nice" while staring down my rather low cut shirt. 

I told him "Thank you. Now get the fcuk away from my tits before I break your goddamn hand."

I understand that my tits are sorta on display. By all means, look and appreciate. But don't fcuking presume that you can touch them.  

sonrisa

Well done

misoangry

CheshireGrin

I always presume that I can touch your tits. Just sayin'.

MontereyBride

CheshireGrin:

I always presume that I can touch your tits. Just sayin'.

Well duh.

 

CheshireGrin

MontereyBride:

CheshireGrin:

I always presume that I can touch your tits. Just sayin'.

Well duh.

 

Thought so.

Kimbus22

I was wearing a shirt with a keyhole neckline in a freaking computer lab once and a bizarre little guy I barely knew came over and stuck his finger in the hole.  If I'd been less flabbergasted I would have bit it off.

antherfosh

My hero!

 

AstridMagnussen

Okay, I know touching is out.  What about snuggling?  Nuzzling?  Perhaps a bit of a motor boat?

BABisme

AstridMagnussen:

Okay, I know touching is out.  What about snuggling?  Nuzzling?  Perhaps a bit of a motor boat?

Tambcat

Kimbus22:

I was wearing a shirt with a keyhole neckline in a freaking computer lab once and a bizarre little guy I barely knew came over and stuck his finger in the hole.  If I'd been less flabbergasted I would have bit it off.

lol, I admit that I'm always tempted to do this when I see someone who is well-endowed wearing one of those tops.

Sue_sue

He touched you? I'd have decked him.