Anyone need advice from a 3-year married woman?

twatley

Hey girls! I've been married for 3 years, I know you guys probably have questions, so feel free to ask!

twatley

bump for advice seekers.

gsteph88

You've only been married for 3 years?

twatley

IS THIS A LOADED QUESTION? 

gsteph88

I scoff at your marriage-mileage.

No, but for realz, I just assumed you were an old-married-lady. :P

The more you know... 

ByeBabyBunting

last week was my 11 year anniversary, so my question is, what was it like at 3 years? I can't remember.

twatley

I think 3 years puts me right at the level of qualification to dole out marriage advice. 

write2nicole

I'm an old married lady, but I've only been married for 3.5 years. Well, probably more like 3.48.

Here's a question: What is the optimal frequency of sex for a happy marriage?

Manateearmz

What is the appropriate worth of a BJ? If I want to offer a trade, what is the going rate these days? 

twatley

write2nicole:

I'm an old married lady, but I've only been married for 3.5 years. Well, probably more like 3.48.

Here's a question: What is the optimal frequency of sex for a happy marriage?

With your husband or your lover?

twatley

Manateearmz:

What is the appropriate worth of a BJ? If I want to offer a trade, what is the going rate these days? 

People give BJs?

write2nicole

twatley:

write2nicole:

I'm an old married lady, but I've only been married for 3.5 years. Well, probably more like 3.48.

Here's a question: What is the optimal frequency of sex for a happy marriage?

With your husband or your lover?

I'm supposed to be having sex with more than one man? When do I get any time for myself?

humptydance

I have been married for 4 years. I know more than you.

Manateearmz

twatley:

Manateearmz:

What is the appropriate worth of a BJ? If I want to offer a trade, what is the going rate these days? 

People give BJs?

Only if I get something in return like a pearl necklace...wait. 

twatley

write2nicole:

twatley:

write2nicole:

I'm an old married lady, but I've only been married for 3.5 years. Well, probably more like 3.48.

Here's a question: What is the optimal frequency of sex for a happy marriage?

With your husband or your lover?

I'm supposed to be having sex with more than one man? When do I get any time for myself?

Gosh, you're rather needy. 

NEXT 

ashleysyn2

I got married at 24. Am I doomed?

twatley

ashleysyn2:

I got married at 24. Am I doomed?

You should have waited one more year. But since you've already done it, I guess we can just pray for your marriage. Sucks you're probably going to get divorced, tho.

BostonKisses2

zuzupj4:

I have been married for 4 years. I know more than you.

I've been married almost 5, so I know more than you!

 

Do I win the one-upping contest?   

write2nicole

Yeah, but if she's over 25 by now, shouldn't she be old enough to know the answer herself?

ashleysyn2

twatley:

ashleysyn2:

I got married at 24. Am I doomed?

You should have waited one more year. But since you've already done it, I guess we can just pray for your marriage. Sucks you're probably going to get divorced, tho.

oh.

Kitiara5512

write2nicole:

twatley:

write2nicole:

I'm an old married lady, but I've only been married for 3.5 years. Well, probably more like 3.48.

Here's a question: What is the optimal frequency of sex for a happy marriage?

With your husband or your lover?

I'm supposed to be having sex with more than one man? When do I get any time for myself?

Thats the five minutes before you fall asleep when YH asks if there is a bee hive in the house.

 

ETA: Tuna, check out addition to my siggy, just for you. Sorry its not bigger, I cant go to gifsoup from work (some Asian guys profile for some website in some other language shows up). Plus, Allison Hannigan annoys me, but I would be all over Tara. I imagine you as Tara 

Kitiara5512

ashleysyn2:

twatley:

ashleysyn2:

I got married at 24. Am I doomed?

You should have waited one more year. But since you've already done it, I guess we can just pray for your marriage. Sucks you're probably going to get divorced, tho.

oh.

Fuckings! I was 24 too. How long til its over? I need to find my next lover if this one will end.