I just went to the knot to recruit

twatley

and I don't understand their format. 

the Toddler moms are telling a woman she just needs to get over it and put out. Crazy biitches. I'm going over there to watch the action.

BRB 

MrsEll

Have you tried Snarky Brides?

twatley

No. Should I start there?

MrsEll

Wedding Recap and Withdrawal! Jackpot!

write2nicole

Dude, toddlers drive women crazy. They post some really looney ideas.

IrishCoffee7

Why are we recruiting on the Knot?

I guarantee those bishes will annoythefuck out of me.

 

twatley

"Hi newly married ladies! Now that your journey down the aisle is complete, we would love to have you come join the rest of the married women on Married Life!"

too fluffy?

IrishCoffee7

twatley:

"Hi newly married ladies! Now that your journey down the aisle is complete, we would love to have you come join the rest of the married women on Married Life!"

too fluffy?

I just threw up in my mouth.

Love you.

 

MrsEll

Not too fluffy at all. And not creepy at all, unlike my "Come on over to Married Life. We're waiting for you!"

IrishCoffee7

MrsEll:

Not too fluffy at all. And not creepy at all, unlike my "Come on over to Married Life. We're waiting for you!"

Which is actually the case.

Admit it Ell, we're creepy.

 

sofamonkey

IrishCoffee7:

MrsEll:

Not too fluffy at all. And not creepy at all, unlike my "Come on over to Married Life. We're waiting for you!"

Which is actually the case.

Admit it Ell, we're creepy.

 

Nuh uh.  Not creepy, just extremely thoughtful & welcoming.  Kind of like "aggressive cuddlers"

write2nicole

twatley:

"Hi newly married ladies! Now that your journey down the aisle is complete, we would love to have you come join the rest of the married women AND SOME HORS on Married Life!"

too fluffy?

FTFY

CTGirl30

OMG.

humptydance

KC was so last week.