Elevator Etiquette

Kernel14

I'm going to write a damn book about etiquette for the people who work in my building. I used to take the stairs 8 flights all the time but now I'm so tired I just don't. This week I've been reminded why. Chapters will include: wait for people to get off before bumrushing, don't stand on top of me when there is only 3 of us in here and please dont run for the elevator when you've come in from smoking. Those of us with lunch in our hands don't wnat to smell it.

/rant over.

jessica0602

And don't forget the "one floor" bozos.  Especially when they are going DOWN!  I had better see some sort of physical impairment if you're pulling that nonsense!

Kernel14

YES! There are a few floors in our building that they won't give stair access to (unless its a fire drill) so obviously I give those people a pass. But all the floors that are our company, have access. I want to punch when they go one floor in either direction.

NewQueen

I want to do this to the elevators in my office building so badly.

 

 

HeatherWain

NewQueen:

I want to do this to the elevators in my office building so badly.

 

 

omg omg I so need this in my office it isn't even funny. I'm going to attempt to do this on Monday when I'm back in the building. I want to throat punch everyone who goes up/down 1 floor daily.  

letranger

Lol. I have no forgiveness for elevators idiots. 

ifeelgoodifeelgreatifeelwonderful

I agree with everything you said! Especially the people who practically run you over trying to get on before they have let you off.

And people with rolling laptop bags - I'm on to you! You just want an excuse to take the elevator to the 2nd floor.