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marriage bloopers....
Have any of you ladies ever done something embarassing in front of your husband after getting married?
To start I love my H so much!!! I wanted him to see a diiferent sexy side to me so while he was in our living room talking to a neighbor I decided to take a long bubble bath and put on one of the extra sexy nighties i got as a gift from my bach party. We our neighbor left he barged in the bathroom to see what i was up to.When he saw how i lokked (had time to change my hair a little also) he was ready to play around , so i told him to shower cause i have extreme OCD.
Well while he was in the shower i put on soft music, lit candles to set the mood, and cut off all the lights. Let me tell you girls my husband married me because he thinks that me being a little (extremly) goofy is cute, adorable actually. Anyhoo, I was trying to be sexy and strip his clothes off slow and kiss his entire body whilehe was laying down and I accidently slipped off the bed. I recovered from that accident and ended up 10 seconds later almost smashing his man parts.......
My hubby was in so much pain and i was sure at that point i was a horrible wife staring out I just covered my face in shame. But my incredible husband/best friend made me feel better by simply telling me stuff happens, and that was part of the reason why he married me minus the smashing of man parts. He just loved the fact that I tried to be romantic and sexy but leave it to him next time lol.
Re: marriage bloopers....
OMG LOL! I'm at work right now and trying not to be the weird one who randomly burts into laughter, but that was a hilarious story, and I have totally been there. I am not a coordianted person, so trying to be sexy can be really hard. I tried to straddle my H once and ended up pinching his arm with my thigh, and another time I kneed him in the crotch.
Also, I have IBS, and sometimes I have flare-ups where everything upsets my stomach, and I have totally passed gas during sexy time. So embarrassing!
I did this too- on our very first time lol Oops!
Plus I'm extremely clumsy... falling off the bed sounds like something I would do! haha
Oh, and one time I had a REALLY bad UTI that caused me to wet the bed. At first he got mad at the dog, thinking he had an accident, but a little later that morning, while we were taking a shower, I confessed that it was me. He told me that I shouldn't be upset, it was a medical thing and there was nothing I could do about it.
This happened right about a year into dating too, I was so embarrassed! It just showed me though how understanding my man is, and how much he loves me.
Hubby and I have been together for 6 yrs, lived together for 5 yrs, and been married for 7 months. There isn't 1 thing, 1 body smell, 1 accident that would embarrass either one of us. We are so open and close it's not even funny. But I have 1 funny story, when we first started dating and he used to stay at my condo once in awhile, I decided to try to be cute and join him in the shower, so I jumped in with my bathing suit on bcuz I was too embarrased to be nekkid. It was pretty funny and he still brings that up today, and I do kinda get embarrased.
Hahahah!! So when DH and I first started dating we where trying to be sexy and we jumped in the shower together and when we where switching places I slipped and the sink was right next to the shower and I hit my head on the Sink and I pretended to be all tough and act like it didnt hurt... Hahaha and then after like an hour my head was hurting a lot and I was dizzy so he had to take me to the emergency room to get checked just incase.
Hahaha!!
and another time we where fighting and I don't know how I moved but I farted and we both just started laughing.
Thank you, I thought this was the same chick.
My husband and I were in bed, naked, kind of playing around. I said something cheeky and he went to give me a light shove. Only I was on the very edge of the bed, so he shoved me right off it. I landed on my elbow, and my foot hit the glass on my nightstand and knocked it off, splashing water everywhere. I had burns on my elbow, palm, and one knee, and my ankle that hit the nightstand hurt pretty badly.
He was so white when he came scrambling over to the side of the bed. I actually just busted out laughing while going "ow" in between giggle fits.