WTF H - stop making Christmas harder than it needs to be. I know you don't like shopping, so I made you an amazon list for me. PICK THINGS OUT. I don't want it all, it's just ideas for you to pick from. And stop telling me to just give you money, or put it aside for your monthly fast food splurges... I'm getting you presents - and YOU WILL LOVE THEM! Also, I'm confering with you on what to tell your family. It's YOUR FAMILY, just tell me if you like my ideas or if you think they will like it. I have no idea what to get - just give me some sort of feedback please.
Wtf self, I was wide awake until 3AM. Now I'm dragging. I also promised my mom-mom I'd come over today to help her decorate for Christmas. I need a nap.
Telling me I never ask for help then slacking when I do? Counterproductive for you and it may or may not cut down on the amount of time you spend in my pants. (It so does.)
We are geting tons of great questions about our house and the potential buyer is super interested. Why are you still looking a brand spanking new cars. For me??? Not like you are shopping for yourself, you are interested in buying me a new one. I understand your concern for safety with the little car now, but its really making it hard for me to not want to kick it at the beach house for 6 months, bank a shit ton of money, then buy a new house in June. All so I can get this new car.
WTF self, why are you honestly thinking about buying a new car? Not a new to me car, a 2014 car. You dont buy cars unless the one you are currently driving dies on the side of the road. Even then its still a used car. Are you crazy?
In DHs defense after driving through Philly rush hour traffic with Chase and I in the car, on a Friday night he has been obsessive about getting me out of that car and I only drive it back and forth to work. We take his truck everywhere now even though its not as good on gas as the little car.
WTF stupid iphone. Your ridiculous battery life is on my last nerve. Why do you say 23% then shut off immediately...only be plugged back in and immediately say 14%. I'm sick of you dying on me for no reason!
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Telling me I never ask for help then slacking when I do? Counterproductive for you and it may or may not cut down on the amount of time you spend in my pants. (It so does.)
Love,
It Was ONE Thing, Slacker
boy (n): a noise with dirt on it
WTF DH,
We are geting tons of great questions about our house and the potential buyer is super interested. Why are you still looking a brand spanking new cars. For me??? Not like you are shopping for yourself, you are interested in buying me a new one. I understand your concern for safety with the little car now, but its really making it hard for me to not want to kick it at the beach house for 6 months, bank a shit ton of money, then buy a new house in June. All so I can get this new car.
WTF self, why are you honestly thinking about buying a new car? Not a new to me car, a 2014 car. You dont buy cars unless the one you are currently driving dies on the side of the road. Even then its still a used car. Are you crazy?
In DHs defense after driving through Philly rush hour traffic with Chase and I in the car, on a Friday night he has been obsessive about getting me out of that car and I only drive it back and forth to work. We take his truck everywhere now even though its not as good on gas as the little car.
The Rowdy Roberts
WTF L- how many days iin a row do you plan on acting like this?
WTF Baby C- since when did you forget how to eat from a bottle?