Inappropriate Pics of Elf on a Shelf

Re: Inappropriate Pics of Elf on a Shelf

• lfk2013

  

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  December 2013

  OMG...those are awesome.  

  

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• sgautschi

  

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  December 2013

  Haha some of those were pretty good.

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

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• sparklingdiamond

  

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  December 2013

  Haha those are hilarious!  I hate the elf on the shelf...he is so creepy!
  

   
  
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• brij2006

  

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  December 2013

  Those are great!

  
  

  H and I were discussing doing an adult elf on the shelf this year.  Then we remembered how creepy that thing is, and decided we don't want it in our house. 

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• lilliesandvino

  

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  December 2013

  That's pretty great.

  

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• cloudymeatballs

  

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  December 2013

  Ha ha those were GREAT!  That one in the car is fabulous!  Lol thanks for that!

     

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• islandmonkey8

  

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  December 2013

  Too funny!

  

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• abt8113

  

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  December 2013

  Someone posted this on fb. I think they are hilarious. There's also an ecard about how creepy he is. Let me see if I can find it.

  
  
  
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• abt8113

  

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  December 2013

  Here are a few.

  
  
  
  Cinnabun and Junebug say, "Go Wildcats!"
  
  

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• DangerMuffin23

  

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  December 2013

  Omg too funny! I loved the jt "dick in a box" one!

  
  

  

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• BruinsBabe33

  

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  December 2013

  I die! Also, elf on the shelf seriously creeps me out.

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• R.Wilsonny

  

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  December 2013

  The one where the elf is shitting over the cookie reminds me of this thing they have in Spain called 'cagañeros' - it's tradition to have a little figurine that is shitting hidden around the house (similar to elf on the shelf...sort of). You see them being sold all over the city of Barcelona during the holidays, along with this other thing called 'Caga Tío' (aka Shit Uncle). Which is a log with a painted face and little wodeen legs attached. The Caga Tío is the Catalan equivalent of Santa Claus and basically he shits out presents after the children hit his rear end with a stick. There's even a little song to go with it. Yea....Catalan people are funny

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