How does he do it!?

Re: How does he do it!?

• nfp147 member

  

  April 2014

  Wood chipper?

  

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  February 2013: IUI #1 = BFN 

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• LooneyLife member

  

  April 2014

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4jPQw5nSIY

  
  

  
  
  
  
  dx:  Unexplained IF (mild MFI)

   TTC since May 2011, 1 year trying, and then 3 TI, 2 IUI = BFN

  IVF #1 (May 2013):  Antagonist Protocol: 
  24R, 18M, 15F w/ICSI; 5dt of 2 early blasts, no frosties = BFN
  IVF #2 (August 2013):  Lupron Stop Protocol: 
  28R, 23M, 15F w/ICSI; 5dt of 1 partially hatched blast, 7 frosties = BFP
  EDD 5/23/14, blighted ovum (6w6d), D&C (8w6d)
  FET #1 (April 2014):  transferred 2 5d blasts = BFP
  
  C.J. born 01/09/15

  
  

  
  

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• MRads member

  

  April 2014

  I hate how much hair gets all over the sink.

  
  B Born 6.27.13

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• cloudymeatballs member

  

  April 2014

  OMG dude, my H does this every single time. Every time I really clean clean the bathroom too. Why do men do this?? Lol

     

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• Aimothy member

  

  April 2014

  I think a wood chipper is going to be messy. But, it's probably the easiest option. 

  
  Baby Boy born 5.3.15

  
  

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• lilliesandvino member

  

  April 2014

  Alligator-laden swamp.

  

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• GoodWolf member

  

  April 2014

  Bury it in the woods. Leave a trail of beard hairs leading to the body. They'll have to make a movie and/or CSI episode about it and you'll be famouse. YWIA

  

  TTC September 2013 | BFP 11/21/13 | Chart | EDD 8/3/14 | It's a girl! 

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• nfp147 member

  

  April 2014

  lilliesandvino said:

  Alligator-laden swamp.

  Ohhhh...good one. This would look like more of a terrible accident than the wood chipper.

  

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• MRads member

  

  April 2014

  nfp147 said:

  
  

  lilliesandvino said:

  
  

  Alligator-laden swamp.

  
  

  Ohhhh...good one. This would look like more of a terrible accident than the wood chipper.
  
  My MIL has an alligator, if you need one.

  
  B Born 6.27.13

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• lilliesandvino member

  

  April 2014

  MRads said:

  nfp147 said:

  
  

  lilliesandvino said:

  
  

  Alligator-laden swamp.

  
  

  Ohhhh...good one. This would look like more of a terrible accident than the wood chipper.

  My MIL has an alligator, if you need one.
  
  Um, what? Really!?

  

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• Aimothy member

  

  April 2014

  Does your MIL's alligator have alligator friends?  I feel like just one alligator is not going to be able to hold him down.  He works out now. 

  
  Baby Boy born 5.3.15

  
  

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• DangerMuffin23 member

  

  April 2014

  Omg looney, I'm laughing my ass off!

  
  

  

         Me: All Normal DH: .5% Morph

  Cycles 1-14 (Natural) all BFN

                                Starting IUI#1 procedures Nov '13

                        IUI Cxl'd due to surprise natural BFP 11/1/13

          Calvin born on June 19th, 2014 via emergency c-section at 3lbs7oz

       

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• DangerMuffin23 member

  

  April 2014

  I have a shovel and huge expanse of desert behind me. . . Let me know

  
  

  

         Me: All Normal DH: .5% Morph

  Cycles 1-14 (Natural) all BFN

                                Starting IUI#1 procedures Nov '13

                        IUI Cxl'd due to surprise natural BFP 11/1/13

          Calvin born on June 19th, 2014 via emergency c-section at 3lbs7oz

       

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• seahorse01 mod

  

  April 2014

  This is why you don't share bathrooms with boys. Book a cruise, if he doesn't come back that would be terrible, right?

                                                 
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• CincodeMayoLove member

  

  April 2014

  My h does the same thing. The only thing that makes it better is when he complains about how I leave my brush and straightner on the counter. Really! Also my advice is to call Dexter. He's a professinal.

  Married 05/05/2007, Off BCP Dec 2007

  2 failed Clomid cycles in 2011.

  RE in October 2012: IUI # 12&3 with meds:  BFNs 12/12-2/13
  

  IVF cycle: ER: 9/18/13, Lu came back to snuggle in: 9/23/13, EDD: 6/11/13

  
  

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• LuckyAngel07 member

  

  April 2014

  If you figure something out, let me know. DH peed all over the BACK of the toilet seat (where the seat attaches to the bowl) within a couple of days of me cleaning the bathroom. 

  
  

  And he definitely left all sorts of hairs all over the sink after he shaved Saturday morning.

  
  

  
  
  

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  BFP #1: 11/9/13; spontaneous m/c at 6w2d, 11/25/13

  BFP #2: 12/31/13. B/w 12/31: betas >1000, progesterone 13.6; B/w 1/2: betas 3065, progesterone 10.2
  B/w 1/8: betas 17,345, progesterone 25.6

  Progesterone suppositories started 1/2. Please stick, baby!!

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• Aimothy member

  

  April 2014

  @seahorse01 Our next house will have a better layout, that's for sure. And hopefully, a maid.

  
  Baby Boy born 5.3.15

  
  

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• brij2006 member

  

  April 2014

  Go skydiving for your anniversary. Call it an "accident."

  TTC since 1/13  DX:PCOS 5/13 (long, anovulatory cycles)
  Clomid 50mg 9/13 = BFP! EDD 6/7/14 M/C 5w6d Found 11/4/13
  1/14 PCOS / Gluten Free Diet to hopefully regulate my system. 
  Chemical Pregnancy 03/14
  Surprise BFP 6/14, Beta #1: 126 Beta #2: 340  Stick baby, stick! EDD 2/17/15
  Riley Elaine born 2/16/15
  
  TTC 2.0   6/15 
  Chemical Pregnancy 9/15 
  Chemical Pregnancy 6/16
  BFP 9/16  EDD 6/3/17
  Beta #1: 145 Beta #2: 376 Beta #3: 2,225 Beta #4: 4,548
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• BruinsBabe33 member

  

  April 2014

  Cement shoes + ocean. Works every time for me.... I mean, I've heard that works. Or a pig farm. Pigs eat everything including bone.

  
  

  
  
  
  

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  TTC#2 4/14
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• zamboni00 member

  

  April 2014 edited April 2014

  @BruinsBabe33 I thought for sure you would just arrange a 'tour'of the station/tracks...

  
  

  After 2 years of TTC, lots of tests, and a Hysteroscopy/Laparoscopy to remove several polyps,
  Clomid/IUI #1 3/14: cancelled due to surprise BFP 3/8/14.
  Beta 1 3/11: 398  Beta 2 3/13: 728  Beta 3 3/20: 11,482 
  Surprise BFP turns into Surprise Twins! 

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• BruinsBabe33 member

  

  April 2014

  @zamboni00 too messy. Someone has to clean that up. And it delays the trains which means I get out of work late. No body wins.

  
  

  
  
  
  

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• DangerMuffin23 member

  

  April 2014

  I loved having separate bathrooms. DH plays with his chest hair while peeing and it gets all over the toilet seat. Argh

  
  

  

         Me: All Normal DH: .5% Morph

  Cycles 1-14 (Natural) all BFN

                                Starting IUI#1 procedures Nov '13

                        IUI Cxl'd due to surprise natural BFP 11/1/13

          Calvin born on June 19th, 2014 via emergency c-section at 3lbs7oz

       

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• BruinsBabe33 member

  

  April 2014

  ^ uhm what?

  
  

  
  
  
  

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  TTC#2 4/14
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• lindsayandjamie member

  

  April 2014

  ^^Double what?!? 

  @luckyangel07 - if my DH did that he would be banned to peeing in the backyard for a week - wtf!

  

  First date July 31, 1999    Married January 28, 2009 
  TTC#1 July 2010 PCOS dx April 2011 DS born: February 21, 2012
  TTC#2 June 2013 MMC Sept 2013 (partial molar), CP 02/2014 DS2 born: December 5, 2014

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• lfk2013 member

  

  April 2014

  If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were describing my H. The man who had the audacity to get mad when I asked him to use a different towel (i.e. one that I don't dry my hands with) to wipe the shaving cream off his face.
  
  Boys are gross.

  

  Married: 10/13/2013

  TTC #1: Mirena removed 5/26/2015; DH - normal SA, me - diagnosed with PCOS 8/4/2016 - on Metformin;
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• amandaf6383 member

  

  April 2014

  DangerMuffin23 said:

  I loved having separate bathrooms. DH plays with his chest hair while peeing and it gets all over the toilet seat. Argh

  Ahahahahahahaha,

  
  

  THIS is a whole other thread entirely my dear!!

  
  

  Cheering on all of my 3T ladies!  DX with PCOS - 11/2012 DH S/A & HSG - Normal - Too many rounds of Clomid = BFNs - New RE 5/2014 - Repeat Testing - Losing 40lbs before injects/IUI

  
  

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• Sewilson33 member

  

  April 2014

  DH does it allll the time!!!
  I have lots and lots and lots of woods and swamp in my backyard... Come over anytime!

  
  
   
  TTC 19 months ~Started RE in March 2014~
  DH was not ready for IUI so we waited
  ~Started acupuncture in  May 2014~
  
  ~~BFP 7/6/14~~~EDD 3/14/15~~It's a girl!!~~

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• arj14 member

  

  April 2014

  Our mirror isn't above the sink, so my DH's shavings get all over the floor instead... which I then get to step in.
  
  I vote swamp.
  

  
  
  08/13: Started TTC  - 07/14: PCOS dx
  BFP 09/18/15 - Baby S 05/27/16
  

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• Aimothy member

  

  April 2014

  brij2006 said:

  Go skydiving for your anniversary. Call it an "accident."

  I can't wait until October. 

  
  Baby Boy born 5.3.15

  
  

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• Aimothy member

  

  April 2014

  DangerMuffin23 said:

  I loved having separate bathrooms. DH plays with his chest hair while peeing and it gets all over the toilet seat. Argh

  Those aren't chest hairs, my dear. 

  
  Baby Boy born 5.3.15

  
  

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