"My child's teacher has her reading a book with profanity/sex/magic/socialism. This is unacceptable! I'm writing a letter to the school board! This kind of stuff should be banned!"
"I can't believe they waste so much of our tax money on libraries. Who goes to the library these days?!"
Re: If you were an AE/troll...
my read shelf:
For the record writing in text speak is hard, so that would never happen. Ha!