WTF DH you're seriously going to yell at me for not covering my mouth during a middle of the night coughing fit. It woke me up and I didn't have my wits about me. My response to him was, "Really that bothers you but when your mom spits all over the food she's cook/serving it's no big deal?!"
Side story, for Mother's Day we went to DH grandma's. She made cheesy hashbrowns that looked amazing. MIL decided to dish it up for everyone rather than pass the casserole dish. She ran her finger down the spoon each time and then licked her finger. I had no cheesy hashbrowns and I stared at everyone thinking, "How I am the only person that is bothered by this?" I think I need advice for how to approach this topic with MIL, I can't handle it anymore.
WTF shoulder/chest muscle. I fell asleep on the couch last night in what must have been a funny position and now every time I move in a certain way, it hurts. So annoying.
Wtf self - how did you spill your smoothie all in your work bag AND inside your coat pocket?! Oh and your keys were in that pocket!
Wtf cw - no, it's not ok to put out mustard that's a year expired for the picnic! No no no! Buy a new one for the sake of Pete! Also, buy a meat tray.... We are not hand rolling that shit!
Wtf stepdaughter - your sister will not be named princess peach. Sorry sweet cheeks... You can call her that, but her name will be Eliza.
My seasonal allergies have been pretty good since we've moved...except for this week. The grass pollen is high, and that's what bothers me the most. Plus, yesterday, they were mowing the lawn at our townhouse complex. I thought my head was going to blow off : (. I went to take my usual cocktail of allergy meds (Claritin, Advil, and Sudafed), and discovered that the Claritin was missing. H was in San Francisco for work for a few days and had taken the entire bottle with him : (. He came back last night...with the Claritin bottle...so, hopefully, today will be a better day. Plus, it's supposed to rain, so that should reduce the pollen levels : )
OMG. Heidi I would fucking grab the spoon out of her hand at this point, dip it in the dish, take a huge bite out of whatever you just dished up while never breaking eye contact, and then throw the damn thing on the ground in true *drops mic* fashion. Then I'd walk right the fuck out of the house.
Seriously, you have the patience of a saint.
WTF self, you are cranky today. You flipped off a school bus and a minivan who ended up pulling into the parking lot of a Baptist church. To be fair, both of them cut me off.
OMG. Heidi I would fucking grab the spoon out of her hand at this point, dip it in the dish, take a huge bite out of whatever you just dished up while never breaking eye contact, and then throw the damn thing on the ground in true *drops mic* fashion. Then I'd walk right the fuck out of the house.
Seriously, you have the patience of a saint.
WTF self, you are cranky today. You flipped off a school bus and a minivan who ended up pulling into the parking lot of a Baptist church. To be fair, both of them cut me off.
wtf DH! We are both being really short with one another recently just with all the stress of buying a house, selling a house, planning our vacation so last minute, impending infertility appointments....ugg. But when you come home last night and dinner is still 45 mins out and you ask what I've been doing, I got so pissed! Same shit my bosses are pulling trying to get all the work out of me before I leave as you, oh and my two coworkers are on vacation right now, so everything is falling on me! So I had to work late too. I need the flippin vacation so bad!!!!
Also WTF lady that left me 3 voicemails with no name and a 9 digit phone number. Each one is angrier than the one before it. Sorry, I literally could not call you back!
WTF sister. I got fed up yesterday and am still irked today due to your Facebook posts. You posted a rant about how people are judging your financial issues and how you wish people would stop.
It's kind of hard to stop judging though when I'm personally aware that you owe both myself and our grandparents money.
WTF self. I know we're pregnant so it's making us super tired but people at work are starting to notice I'm having a hard time staying awake and telling my boss who asked me today if I had a medical condition that is causing it. It's too soon to make any announcement at work. Perk up you still have another 6-7 weeks to go until your out of the first trimester and you can finally announce the pregnancy at work. This really doesn't help since our yearly review is in July so now it's looking bad so close to review time.
Wtf left eyelid! I've had a sty inside the lower lid of my left eye since Saturday. We had to cancel our maternity pics since my eye was ridiculously swollen. Luckily the swelling is going down but it better be gone by this weekend!!
@jwrenne first trimester sucks. I know you're not planning to tell anyone, but you may have to tell your boss. I was so nauseous and running late so often that I told my boss around 9 or 10 weeks. I hope you feel better soon!
My WTF was supposed to be at the sellers of the house we're buying, but during during, things were cleared up.
We're buying from an estate and they need a letter from the county stating that they have the right to sell the house. Our lawyer contacted H yesterday and told him there was a clerical error on the application and it was rejected. The application needed to be resubmitted and would take about 30 more days to process. We're all set to close with the exception of this letter. I had a major freak out yesterday afternoon. This evening during dinner, our lawyer called and said the seller's lawyer sent the letter to our lawyer and he would forward it to our mortgage broker to set up closing Hopefully we'll be homeowners by next week!!!
@jwrenne - I told my boss early and asked him to keep it quiet until I announced after 1st trimester was over. I did it because I was so tired and sick... And if anything happened and I had to leave quick he wouldn't ask a million questions like he did when my mom got rushed to the hospital.
OK I have to add to WTF Wednesday on a Thursday bc my co-worker insisted on coming into work even though he has no voice, is hacking everywhere, and there are only like 3 of us in the office bc it's Memorial Day weekend. If I fucking get sick before my vacation I am going to freak out.
Oh and he keeps going into the office kitchen, hacking all the way.
This is a very flexible company who allows us to work from home if we are sick, btw.
Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF DH you're seriously going to yell at me for not covering my mouth during a middle of the night coughing fit. It woke me up and I didn't have my wits about me. My response to him was, "Really that bothers you but when your mom spits all over the food she's cook/serving it's no big deal?!"
Side story, for Mother's Day we went to DH grandma's. She made cheesy hashbrowns that looked amazing. MIL decided to dish it up for everyone rather than pass the casserole dish. She ran her finger down the spoon each time and then licked her finger. I had no cheesy hashbrowns and I stared at everyone thinking, "How I am the only person that is bothered by this?" I think I need advice for how to approach this topic with MIL, I can't handle it anymore.
Wtf self - how did you spill your smoothie all in your work bag AND inside your coat pocket?! Oh and your keys were in that pocket!
Wtf cw - no, it's not ok to put out mustard that's a year expired for the picnic! No no no! Buy a new one for the sake of Pete! Also, buy a meat tray.... We are not hand rolling that shit!
Wtf stepdaughter - your sister will not be named princess peach. Sorry sweet cheeks... You can call her that, but her name will be Eliza.
But when you come home last night and dinner is still 45 mins out and you ask what I've been doing, I got so pissed! Same shit my bosses are pulling trying to get all the work out of me before I leave as you, oh and my two coworkers are on vacation right now, so everything is falling on me! So I had to work late too. I need the flippin vacation so bad!!!!
It's kind of hard to stop judging though when I'm personally aware that you owe both myself and our grandparents money.
This really doesn't help since our yearly review is in July so now it's looking bad so close to review time.
@jwrenne first trimester sucks. I know you're not planning to tell anyone, but you may have to tell your boss. I was so nauseous and running late so often that I told my boss around 9 or 10 weeks. I hope you feel better soon!
My WTF was supposed to be at the sellers of the house we're buying, but during during, things were cleared up.
We're buying from an estate and they need a letter from the county stating that they have the right to sell the house. Our lawyer contacted H yesterday and told him there was a clerical error on the application and it was rejected. The application needed to be resubmitted and would take about 30 more days to process. We're all set to close with the exception of this letter. I had a major freak out yesterday afternoon. This evening during dinner, our lawyer called and said the seller's lawyer sent the letter to our lawyer and he would forward it to our mortgage broker to set up closing