When I was a kid my toboggan ran into a tree and I broke my nose. My brother was driving it and swerved to avoid the tree but I went the opposite way headfirst into it.
I got cut by a bandaide. It was one of the SuperMario Brothers ones. To add even more irony to the situation, Marios enemies were printed on them and the box said "know your enemies".
The most recent random way I got hurt was when we were moving. Sean was taking everything down from the attic and decided that sliding the Christmas tree box was more efficient than carrying it down, which probably would have been fine if I didn't happen to walk in front of the stairs right as he let it go. The box slammed into my hip and slid down to my calf, which resulted in a huge bruise from my thigh to the back of me knee. It hurt for about two weeks.
I guess my favorite has to be the time I was sitting on the little ledge in front of my mom's fireplace during a thunderstorm. It's a gas insert, it was not running at the time. Next thing I know I felt a zap and I was on the floor. Somehow, lightening hit and traveled through the fireplace onto my back. I wasn't hurt, but I was left with a red mark on my back...thankfully, the zap mark went away a few days later!
I was playing catcher behind my cousin batting in our backyard. Took a metal bat to the mouth.
Still have all my teeth, only had to get 8 stitches inside of my mouth. That little piece of skin holding your top lip to your gums? Yeah, had to have that stitched back together.
Broke my nose on a kitchen island on Christmas Eve...4th broken nose in my life. I am quite graceful. Oh, and broke a knee cap on a door frame the first week of college...my timing is impecable.
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I also cut myself on a pretzel.