So I was late to work on Thursday because I couldn't get out of bed. Legitimately, just tired. My vacation starts next Friday and I am counting down the days! Anyways, my boss says "are you okay?" when I walk in late and I said "yes, just tired" and his response is "are you pregnant?"

"No". Then one of the sales managers screams from across the office "are you pregnant?" Oh, you know, I must have answered wrong the first time. "No!" OMG.
Married for 3 weeks and it's already started.
Re: It has begun...
Our wedding was 3 days ago. I've already been asked about babies by 5 different people. Seriously? It still doesn't even feel real, please cool it on children.
My H and I got married two weeks ago and have been asked a few times by various people about our timeline. My answer is, "Whenever I feel like having a life form fall from my vagina!" Most people just stare at me with this stunned look. So far it stopped most people...but I'm betting its only temporary.