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A little (long) holiday story to make you laugh

My ILs are crazy.  The longer I know them, the crazier they seem. 

The first Thanksgiving we hosted once we got a house of our own, everyone volunteered to bring a dish.  Or were assigned a dish to bring (MIL) if they were too flaky to volunteer.  MIL was asked to bring rolls & green bean casserole.  She brought the Sams Club size can of fruit cocktail & proceeds to open the can & cut up bananas to put in it.  MIL & FIL then have a screaming match & verbally abuse their own long-dead ILs over whether one should eat the fruit cocktail before or after the main course.  The fruit cocktail & the argument have since become an annual tradition.

Last Thanksgiving DH & I decided to visit other relatives out of town. MIL calls us on Thanksgiving morning to ask if we knew where her turkey roaster was.  Umm, no.  Why would I know where you put your turkey roaster?  Well, you how DH likes to come into our house & take things.  Umm, no I don't.

We got her a turkey roaster for Christmas.

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Re: A little (long) holiday story to make you laugh

  • My family is a bunch of tukey-eaters on Thanksgiving. DH's family is into ham...and does not like turkey. 2 years ago, my sister announces she's hosting Thanksgiving and proceeds to get upset that I was going to make a ham in addition to her turkey so that my DH could eat some meat.

    It was a good thing I had the ham. We had dinner, we watched football, we had dessert, we went for a walk, we watched more football and by the time we left...the turkey STILL was not cooked all the way through.

    She's trying again this year....my mom offered to also make a roast. HA!

  • haha those are great!
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