November 2008 Weddings
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What is the grossest thing....
that your husband does?
Re: What is the grossest thing....
Does the "smell test" with his boxers.
It's really hard to limit myself to just one, but I'll pick this one since I noticed it this morning...
He is utterly incapable of peeing entirely in the toilet and leaves drops (and often puddles) on the floor.
ETA: Oh yeah, and a lot of times these puddles are all the way on the other side of the bathroom floor. How the fvck does that happen??
I honestly think that if I didn't tell him to shower that he wouldn't. Which is so weird to me because when we started dating he showered all the time so I didnt notice it. Then I realized that he showered all the time because he skated almost every day for like 3 or 4 hours. When he broke his ankle, he quit skating so he doesnt see the need to shower every day. I guess because I am a shower at least once a day type of person this bugs me out.
He also doesn't brush his teeth at night and thinks that once a day is good enough. WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!
Even if he showers he will still wear dirty socks. Im not sure how he does this. I cant even wear socks more than once.
On a different topic he will eat almost anything. Even if it has been left out all night long, he will still eat it in the morning.
Yes, men are GROSS.
DH does the eating anything thing. Like he will find something in the fridge and I will be all "Please don't eat that. I literally don't remember when I made it" and he will.
The one thing that grosses me out though is that he will re wear his gym clothes, or he comes home from the gym and sits his sweaty stinky a$$ on the couch. Um, you are smelling up the whole freakind house, not to mention the couch smells like sweaty boy now. GO CHANGE!!!
I think DH is more untidy then gross. Like he can leave an article of clothing in ever room of the house. I normally find them when I get up in the morning (he goes to bed after me). I told him I don't even want to know what goes on after I'm asleep!
The one thing he does that grosses me out is that he will put plates in the sink and not rinse them. Which is fine if I get to the dishes the same day but if I really busy and the dishes sit for a few days it totally grosses me out! Especially cereal bowl with milk them in them, ewwwww
Honestly DH doesnt do anything gross!
I have maybe heard him fart like 5 times ever. He showers daily.
I just IM'd him about this...I told him I couldnt think of anything...he cant either...LOL...weird. I am sure he probably does gross stuff when I am not around, but yeah...I havent witnessed anything alarming or makes me go Ewww
So jealous! Ha ha!!
Sorry Karrey
but same here. Only I have only heard DH fart like 3 times.
Probably
....hehe
Farting, not showering, not brushing teeth, dipping and spitting (chewing tobacco), spitting in general, scratching and adusting and leaving his hand down his pants, letting his baseball caps get absolutely funky, his car is condemnable, he sweats like a pig and it has a sour smell that infiltrates his clothing and they have to be washed twice...I could go on and on. This is a baseball player for you.
But the GROSSEST thing? He doesn't use soap in the shower. He relies on body wash for everything. And it's not working out for him. I don't know how to ask him to use soap.
What a vile human being.
He's lucky he used to be cute.
OMG! I sooo envy you both!!!
DH has THE WORST farts! I think they're worse than dog farts... omg-and he just looks at me and says (in a little voice) ... sorry. (but he's proud of his tshirt-I Fart because I love you... and then walks around saying "I love you" while wearing the tshirt -that is worn at bedtime only! Never EVER leaves the house-thanks Best man for getting it for him at some trashy beach store.
Veruca - about the peeing on the seat thing, that is why I have him "trained" to sit when he pees, yep, he sits so no messy pee seat for me.
I'm probably the only person on here who doesn't give a shiit about farts (so long as they are not done in inappropriate situtaions).
DH is another Farter... silent but extremely deadly. All of the sudden I smell rotten stench, ask him if he farted, and he just laughs.
The only other extremely gross thing he does is he puts spray cheese on Doritos. The smell alone makes me sick! I never but the stuff, but anytime he goes to the store he picks it up and hides it. Then, when we are watching tv he puts it together in a bowl and busts it out. GROSS.
N's mom trained him that you sit to pee when you're in a private home, and you only stand in public bathrooms! I love it!
And I also don't care about farts. I mean, if they're aimed at me purposefully, that's not cool, but if you're just gassy and we're at home. . . I get it, it's ok. I have digestive issues myself.
M does this to me often, he gets it right back.
Oooh goody! Here's my list:
1. FARTS all the time. Now he cheers on Hunter when he farts. I swear, listening to the two of them wake up in the morning is like listening to the symphony of gas.
2. Doesn't shower on the weekends unless we're going out.
3. Leaves his hands on his balls for a prolonged period after an itch fest.
4. Picks his nose and/or ears and feeds it to the dogs.
5. Poops with the door open.
6. Farts at the dinner table.
I could go on, but I'll stop for my own sake.
Eating anything cold (leftovers) straight out of the fridge. Pizza, pasta, MEAT, etc. It's farking disgusting.
Letting his bushy sideburns grow out. Back hair that I always have to 'groom' before we go on vacation.
When he eats spicy food his head sweats and he looks like he just took a shower, lol.
Farting also doesn't bother me unless it's like, excessive. Burping actually bothers me more.
D does this with his earwax (although he feeds it to our cat)...I don't know what's worse, the fact that he does this, or that our cat appears to enjoy it.