What is the grossest thing....

Rachel2315 · January 2010

Karrey31:
Rachel2315:

Oooh goody! Here's my list:
1. FARTS all the time. Now he cheers on Hunter when he farts. I swear, listening to the two of them wake up in the morning is like listening to the symphony of gas.
2. Doesn't shower on the weekends unless we're going out.
3. Leaves his hands on his balls for a prolonged period after an itch fest.
4. Picks his nose and/or ears and feeds it to the dogs.
5. Poops with the door open.
6. Farts at the dinner table.
I could go on, but I'll stop for my own sake.
OMG I am crying because I am laughing because I am so grossed out by this. EEEEEW!

Dani - our dogs love it which makes me throw up in my mouth a bit. Its so awful but I've seen his dad do it so it must be a learned nasty trait.

GatorMrs_Esq · January 2010

On a related note, D's parents have this mean, nasty Quaker parrot. The parrot (Tootie) hates everyone except for my ILs. So Tootie is generally locked away in his cage while we're over. When it's just the ILs, they let her perch at the kitchen table during all meals and eat off their plates. FIL also lets this dirty creature eat the sleep out of his EYES.

Ugh.

kdonedizzle · January 2010

GROOOOOSSSS K. Birds are nasty to me. I've had them before and I don't know why they bother me so much but they do.

veruca5839 · January 2010

Karrey31:
GROOOOOSSSS K. Birds are nasty to me. I've had them before and I don't know why they bother me so much but they do.

Gross! I've had incidents with birds in the past and am now scared of them. Embarrassed

veruca5839 · January 2010

jweat013:
SheriandMark:

Veruca - about the peeing on the seat thing, that is why I have him "trained" to sit when he pees, yep, he sits so no messy pee seat for me.

N's mom trained him that you sit to pee when you're in a private home, and you only stand in public bathrooms! I love it!

OMG that's amazing! I envy that you have "trained" men.

breannek.ot · January 2010

He cleans his ears with qtips and doesn't always make sure they get in the trash can, so if I empty the bathroom trash (in my current barfy state am not doing much of this) I have to pick up his used qtips.

veruca5839 · January 2010

breannek.ot:
He cleans his ears with qtips and doesn't always make sure they get in the trash can, so if I empty the bathroom trash (in my current barfy state am not doing much of this) I have to pick up his used qtips.

OMG DH does this too. Ick!

TeamRivera08 · January 2010

Probably just the farting...he purposefully farts on me (he did it on my hand once, at a family function of all places), around me, at home and in public. He also likes to give detailed descriptions sometimes of his #2...dude, if you don't want to hear about my bad period, don't tell me about your shiz!

cmk1108 · January 2010

SheriandMark:

Does the "smell test" with his boxers.

Mine does this too! Ick.

wendilea · January 2010

Heh, the girls call him "Captain Gas" - any guesses as to why? LOL

He dips/chews/spits - into empty plastic cups, pop cans, etc - and then leaves them full of chew spit for me to clean up.

But the #1 grossest thing of all time I have already told you all about. You may remember last year around the superbowl when he got the flu. He sh*t the bed, AND LAID IN IT. He sh*t ALL OVER the bathroom. Seriously, I don't know HOW it got in the places it did. The entire hallway leading from the bath/bedroom REEKED. I finally took the girls to the college and left him in his stinky misery and told him when he showered and washed the sheets we'd be back.

Agentmysterycat@hotmail.com · January 2010

wendilea:

Heh, the girls call him "Captain Gas" - any guesses as to why? LOL

He dips/chews/spits - into empty plastic cups, pop cans, etc - and then leaves them full of chew spit for me to clean up.

But the #1 grossest thing of all time I have already told you all about. You may remember last year around the superbowl when he got the flu. He sh*t the bed, AND LAID IN IT. He sh*t ALL OVER the bathroom. Seriously, I don't know HOW it got in the places it did. The entire hallway leading from the bath/bedroom REEKED. I finally took the girls to the college and left him in his stinky misery and told him when he showered and washed the sheets we'd be back.

OMG Wendi!!!!!!!!!! I totally dont remember that!!!!!!!!! Sooooooooo BAD! I think you win for grossest DH! lol

wendilea · January 2010

It was quite possibly the.grossest.thing. I have ever witnessed, and I have given birth to 3 children, dealt with all the associated puking/pooping that they do, and worked at a nursing home. It was just disgusting. Ick!

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