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Inspired by Jenni's FB post
Post the most annoying / outrageous FB status one of your friends has below... this should be good for a laugh or a vent.
Re: Inspired by Jenni's FB post
Ooooo! Lets hear it!
My friend Cheryl is nuts...and pretty desperate these days. She posts pretty often about how she needs to meet a nice guy. So last Monday she posts it and some random starts talking to her on there and the next thing you know, she's going out with him Monday night. (I'm not sure when FB turned into a dating site, but whatever.) Meanwhile she posts things like "can't wait for my date tonight", "I had a great time on my date last night", "I guess there are nice guys left in the world", etc. Mind you this guy is her "friend" on there now. She hangs out with him again on Friday and things go south. She's now known the guy for 5 days. She then starts posting warnings like "watch out ladies, guys aren't what they seem", "I guess all the good ones are taken by now", etc. He deleted her as a friend and blocked her. Hmmmm....maybe you should be looking so hard to meet someone that you turn to strangers on FB.
I just realized that I didn't really answer the question, but I'm sure that you are amused by this story anyway.
I have two that I just saw... one I just thought was funny.
Jennifer **** Being a parent is like being held hostage by midget terrorists who make uncompromising demands on your life..
Lauren **** wishes one day she could be on to catch a predator...
Corri is attending C*** Coloring Contest.
If you read my post below this is from the coworker who desprately seeks attention w/ her updates. On FB though the rest of the "c word" isn't blocked out.
ETA: Amanda Worst *** day EVERRRRRRRR~!!! Girls have an intuition..and I have a really good one..did I not explain that clearly~!?!?!?
This one is from little miss my life sucks and nobody has it worse than me
Love Natalee's and Tracy's. I can't find any good current ones.
Ok, of all time:
My friends K & D had a baby together. They really never got along all that great but tried to make it work. She would post horrible things about him on FB all.of.the.time. At the end of their relationship she supposedly found a prostitute's number in his phone. She proceeded to post this woman's Craig's List ad as her status and explain what had happened. It was just so over the top and ridiculous. On FB, really?
Addey Did not drink enough water today- as I have no saxophones to pee in and my kidneys hurt- oh so reminiscent of college days...being dehydrated, not peeing in instruments, a little bando shared that bit of knowledge with me- if you ever are in a bind and need to relieve your self, but have no where to go- but you have a ...saxophone- wala- you are ready to go, but other woodwinds, like the clarinet or flute, will not work
All I gotta say is WTF!?!?
My head hurts trying to figure out what they are trying to say.
The worst part is her's are ALWAYS like this!
HER?! How does a woman pee in a saxaphone. I would have pee all over me?! Plus this sounds like something a guy would do, not a lady! NASTY!
So I went to check my FB to find a post to put on here. . . . . and find this
" Pete *****, you will be missed by all your "Legion Girls"... "
with comments like "RIP Pete" "Soo sad..." as well as others that have now put it as their status.
Is this the way someone should find out someone has passed away? I did talk to my parents last night and they had told me. (This is a man that worked with my dad for apx 25-30 years, and I went to his house for daycare.)
And even more sickening is that someone asked what happened?
And this is the reply from OP:
I have one. This is my DH's best friend's update:
"Just got done having some good 'ol you know what."
Ewwww. No, I don't want to know this. Ever.
Ok, here's one.
...someday you'll cry for me like I cried for you; ...someday you'll miss me like I missed you; ...someday you'll need me like I needed you; ...someday you'll love me but I won't love you...
And another.
Why do people ask for opinions and then just do what they want anyway...they should jsut say give your opinions if you want it really doesn's matter!
This was in response to our 10 year class reunion. She's not happy with the date or venue because she is pregnant. Apparently, the other 300+ people do not matter.
K+S 9.18.9 | DD #1 age 2 | PG # 5 EDD 9.17.12
I went to HS with this guy-Now, for some of you, this doesn't matter. You were born rich and you?re going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
Jeremie rea"ly wants a bj right now
ok thanks for sharing! I'll get right on that...except uhh I'm married and you're my cousin and that's just gross. This was one of several about the same thing. I finally told him to go get a prostitute.
Ashley & Josh ~ The Reef Resort ~ Grand Cayman~ May 15th 2010
Omg, I have a friend who does this too SO ANNOYING!
This is a girl I went to college with who I haven't seen/spoken to since we graduated in 2005 this post is from a few weeks ago. Let me also preface this by saying she's 26 and married and correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to visit the gyno yearly...
Kristy has the dreaded gynecologist appointment today! My 1 and only appointment EVER was June of 2005! I so do not want to go! Thank you mom for letting me pick you up from work @ EC so you can go w/ me! And thank you dad for coming to pick her up from Rush Copley!
Play on words FAIL.
Ummm, yeah. I've been every year since I was 14. And my mom hasn't gone with me since I was 16 and could drive myself.
ummmmmmmm WHAT??????
WOW!
Ok, you win. WTF.
Here's a new one that's just plain annoying.
Blair T - Tonight everybody if you can pri your eyes away from reality T.V, tune into the state of the union address tonight to watch our great president speak to the people!!
I will never look at a snack-pack the same way again.
Andrew ******-(CNN) Pope John Paul II used to beat himself with a belt and sleep naked on the floor to bring himself closer to Christ, a book published Wednesday says. I wonder how close David Carradine got to Jesus?
Planning Bio Married Bio *Work In Progress*
Formerly Knottie Soon2beMrs.G_09