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anal messes

I have always found anal intriguing lol ive never done it tho and ive always wanted to try it and so has my SO. Im really worried about it being extremely messy?? Any one have any tips to make it less messy or how messy it actualy was?? I wanta surprise him on v day and do it but i dont want it to be sickly gross
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Re: anal messes

  • imageCswaile:
    I have always found anal intriguing lol ive never done it tho and ive always wanted to try it and so has my SO. Im really worried about it being extremely messy?? Any one have any tips to make it less messy or how messy it actualy was?? I wanta surprise him on v day and do it but i dont want it to be sickly gross
    Do you think there is going to be sh!t everywhere?  It's not like you're crapping while he is inside you.  You can't be that naive.
  • You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!
  • This is a really odd post.
  • imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

  • imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    i ment bigger as in tummy not his junk lol i guess i wasnt clear, i just clued in

     

  • Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

  • imageCswaile:
    imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    i ment bigger as in tummy not his junk lol i guess i wasnt clear, i just clued in

     

    I assumed you meant big below the belt. 
  • imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

  • Ya sorry i never clued in lol. I guess i should have been more clear
  • imageCswaile:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

    Actually spelling and punctuation is a big deal.  I may not be the best speller.  But I really try to spell correctly.
  • its rly hard 2 read when u dont use punctuation or spell out words lol u wont get as many replies when u type like this lol
  • imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

    Actually spelling and punctuation is a big deal.  I may not be the best speller.  But I really try to spell correctly.

     

    why does it really matter on here,  when it comes to work or anything important i always make sure i spell everything correctly, but i have a 6 week old and he is usually on my arm while im online and i find it alot easier and faster to use the "simple spellings" (dont know how else to say it) then make sure i have everything done correctly and have used the proper grammar.

     

  • Just make sure you don't have to poop when you plan on doing it. Use lube and relax.
  • imageCswaile:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

    Actually spelling and punctuation is a big deal.  I may not be the best speller.  But I really try to spell correctly.

     

    why does it really matter on here,  when it comes to work or anything important i always make sure i spell everything correctly, but i have a 6 week old and he is usually on my arm while im online and i find it alot easier and faster to use the "simple spellings" (dont know how else to say it) then make sure i have everything done correctly and have used the proper grammar.

     

    Because we are all adults.  Even my 14 year old doesn't use text speak when he sends text messages.  It's difficult to read and it makes you look ignorant or very young (like 12).  Do you want to be perceived that way?  If so, then continue on with the way you are writing your posts and I can guarantee that people will tell you to use proper grammar and punctuation every.single.time.

  • imageCswaile:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

    Actually spelling and punctuation is a big deal.  I may not be the best speller.  But I really try to spell correctly.

     

    why does it really matter on here,  when it comes to work or anything important i always make sure i spell everything correctly, but i have a 6 week old and he is usually on my arm while im online and i find it alot easier and faster to use the "simple spellings" (dont know how else to say it) then make sure i have everything done correctly and have used the proper grammar.

     

    Are you 12?  Knock it off.  Now you're pissing me off.
  • imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    Cut out the text speak. It is MOST annoying. 

     

    IS he huge? all kiddin' aside...

  • imageTarponMonoxide:
    imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    Cut out the text speak. It is MOST annoying. 

     

    IS he huge? all kiddin' aside...

    He is huge in the belly.  But she doesn't know how to speak. 
  • Ok I will give you serious answers despite the fact that your text speak typing makes me want to respond with something like "lube up a pineapple and use that to get you warmed up.  The spikes on the rind are good for cleaning out the colon of any debris."

     

    So, in all seriousness... you need to be super relaxed, use plenty of lube, and tell your H to go slow.  Actually, you may find it easier to back into him as opposed to him pushing into you.  Unless you're about to drop a massive deuce, then no, the only part that is messy is the lube.

  • imageBlackwidow13:
    imageTarponMonoxide:
    imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    Cut out the text speak. It is MOST annoying. 

     

    IS he huge? all kiddin' aside...

    He is huge in the belly.  But she doesn't know how to speak. 

     

    If you dont like the way i am writting my posts then dont reply it wont hurt my feeling any. And i never once said he was huge i said he was bigger.
  • imageCswaile:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:
    imageMartiniChick01:

    Omg, woman, use proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. You sound ignorant.

     

    Im not writing a term paper im using a web blog does it really matter?? I dont think it does. If you want to spell perfectly and use perfect grammar on your post  then go right ahead as for me i dont care and you shouldnt either

    Actually spelling and punctuation is a big deal.  I may not be the best speller.  But I really try to spell correctly.

     

    why does it really matter on here,  when it comes to work or anything important i always make sure i spell everything correctly, but i have a 6 week old and he is usually on my arm while im online and i find it alot easier and faster to use the "simple spellings" (dont know how else to say it) then make sure i have everything done correctly and have used the proper grammar.

     

    Readen es fundimentul. Make sure yew have a good grask on whut your riten -- an youse spel chek if yew have two. 

     Uh, don't try to use the excuse " I find it easier and faster." that's no excuse to inject your posts with dumbassed abbreviations and gah....it's I'VE not IVE!!!!!! and it's DON'T not DONT!

  • Take a dump before you have backdoor sex
    image
    Time to put on your big girl panties

    I've got your rainbows and ponies right here
    image
  • imageCswaile:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageTarponMonoxide:
    imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    Cut out the text speak. It is MOST annoying. 

     

    IS he huge? all kiddin' aside...

    He is huge in the belly.  But she doesn't know how to speak. 

     

    If you dont like the way i am writting my posts then dont reply it wont hurt my feeling any. And i never once said he was huge i said he was bigger.
    Hey you idiot, when you say bigger, how do you think we are going to interpret it?
  • imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:

     

    If you dont like the way i am writting my posts then dont reply it wont hurt my feeling any. And i never once said he was huge i said he was bigger.

    Hey you idiot, when you say bigger, how do you think we are going to interpret it?

    Especially when you're posting on a board called SEX & ROMANCE  - yeah  we're all going to assume you mean his belly Confused

  • imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageTarponMonoxide:
    imageCswaile:

    imageBlackwidow13:
    You also posted that your man is huge.  Have fun with anal!

     

    I never said he was huge u assumed that on your own..... And y do u say have fun with anal??

    Cut out the text speak. It is MOST annoying. 

     

    IS he huge? all kiddin' aside...

    He is huge in the belly.  But she doesn't know how to speak. 

     

    If you dont like the way i am writting my posts then dont reply it wont hurt my feeling any. And i never once said he was huge i said he was bigger.

    Hey you idiot, when you say bigger, how do you think we are going to interpret it?

    I miss spoke. Once i realized i had worded it wrong i explained!

  • imageDulceDeLeche:
    imageBlackwidow13:
    imageCswaile:

     

    If you dont like the way i am writting my posts then dont reply it wont hurt my feeling any. And i never once said he was huge i said he was bigger.

    Hey you idiot, when you say bigger, how do you think we are going to interpret it?

    Especially when you're posting on a board called SEX & ROMANCE  - yeah  we're all going to assume you mean his belly Confused

    Thanks.
  • imagemagsugar13:
    enema

    :: snort ::

    Best comment today.

    Usually mag makes me laugh, but not this hard.

    Hope is not a strategy.
  • Ugh.. this is a weird post, but not enough to dictate paragraphs worth of responses over f*cking grammar. 
  • OK,..this is the most romantic and sexy topic that I have seen here so far.....
  • imagerochella:
    Ugh.. this is a weird post, but not enough to dictate paragraphs worth of responses over f*cking grammar. 

    God, seriously.

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