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Are YOU a Whorebag McGee?

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Re: Are YOU a Whorebag McGee?

  • Let's hear it for whorebags!!!  We lived together for 2 years before we were married.

    I was once called a whore by DH's exwife (I guess because he was happier with me than her).  DH was furious.  I thought it was hysterical as it came from the woman who became pregnant with another mans child while still married to DH!!! 

  • imagepakarufus:

    Let's hear it for whorebags!!!  We lived together for 2 years before we were married.

    I was once called a whore by DH's exwife (I guess because he was happier with me than her).  DH was furious.  I thought it was hysterical as it came from the woman who became pregnant with another mans child while still married to DH!!! 

    Whore is my go-to name that I call someone when I'm mad at them, even if they're total non-whores.  I call guys whores when I'm mad at them too.

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  • Luckily I have never had to meet Brandon's ex wife, so if she calls me a whore I know nothin about it! :) haha.
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  • My parents encouraged me to be a whorebag.  Does that make them whorebags by association?
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  • imageBuckeye_43:
    My parents encouraged me to be a whorebag.  Does that make them whorebags by association?

    I think that makes them enablers of your whorebaggery.

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  • imagestu31105:

    imageBuckeye_43:
    My parents encouraged me to be a whorebag.  Does that make them whorebags by association?

    I think that makes them enablers of your whorebaggery.

    Indeed. My parents also were whorebaggery enablers. My mom wanted me out of the house so bad she paid the security deposit on our first apartment! Hahaha. 

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  • It was pretty much the opposite with my parents.  They paid for my apartment all through college and if they had known that Adam and I were living together, I would've been cut off and forced to get a job *GASP*.  So Adam lived in my apartment with me without them knowing.   Then, in my last semester of college, we got a place together that we could actually tell my parents about.
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  • Sweet and Innocent here...even through college and a state away from family that would care lol. We slept in the same room 3 times I think but our first night together in the same bed was our wedding night :)
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  • Good call.  Thanks for clearing that up.
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  • imagehayleymajayley:
    imagestu31105:

    imageBuckeye_43:
    My parents encouraged me to be a whorebag.  Does that make them whorebags by association?

    I think that makes them enablers of your whorebaggery.

    Indeed. My parents also were whorebaggery enablers. My mom wanted me out of the house so bad she paid the security deposit on our first apartment! Hahaha. 

    That takes whorebaggery enabling to a whole 'nother level.  Your parents are awesome. 

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  • Haha. My best friend's husband says that he HATES going to her parents' for overnight visits because, now that they're married, her parents put them in the same room. He says she tries to kiss him goodnight or something and he's completely traumatized by the thought of her dad being right across the hall.

    We have not stayed over at my parents' house since the wedding. I dread it. Maybe we just never will!

  • I'm a total whorebag and my in-laws were the whorebaggery enablers- they put down our first and last months rent and the security deposit!  And I too have a penis. Mwahahaha
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  • imagestu31105:

    Whore is my go-to name that I call someone when I'm mad at them, even if they're total non-whores.  I call guys whores when I'm mad at them too.

     

    I call guys "b!tch" when I'm mad at them...not that I get mad at guys often, just your usual douchbaggery that you find in the bars downtown.  For some reason that insult gets them piping mad. 

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  • I call guys "jaggoffs" when they make me mad.
  • I, too, have whorebaggery enabling parents.
  • imagemay2010wedding:
    Whorebag oh yeah, would not have had it any other way. Would you buy a car without test driving it first.

     

    BAHAHAHA LOVES IT!

     And I am a whorebag LOUD AND PROUD!  HH moved in with me after we had been dating for only like 4 months!!! =D  And the 'rents are TOTAL whorebag enablers!!!!  Well mine... not his HAHAHA!

     

     

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  • imagejenny_seitz:

    imagemay2010wedding:
    Whorebag oh yeah, would not have had it any other way. Would you buy a car without test driving it first.

     

    BAHAHAHA LOVES IT!

     And I am a whorebag LOUD AND PROUD!  HH moved in with me after we had been dating for only like 4 months!!! =D

     

    Same here, he moved in after just a few months!  But to our credit, our sisters were friends growing up, so we have known each other (though not close) for most of our lives.

    It was funny because I was waiting on carpet to be installed in my house so I had the extra trundle bed in my room & that's what I was sleeping in when we started dating.  So when he moved in, we slept together in a friggen SINGLE size trundle bed for the first 2 months whilst we waited for the carpet to be installed! 

    That takes whorebaggery to a whole 'nother level!  Imagine the contortionists we must be to make that work.  Bwahaahaha!

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  • imagejehawley:
    I confess that I, also, am a Whorebag.

     ditto!!!

  • imagehayleymajayley:
    Oh totally, I have a penis!

     

    REEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLYYYYY?! hahahahaha

  • We lived together almost the whole time we were dating!

  • imageDiver0214:

    We lived together almost the whole time we were dating!

     ditto this! We pretty much moved in together after 2 1/2 weeks...but we had known each other a year already!

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  • LOL!!  Total whorebag here...
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