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"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
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lisaiesha
I feel like I should know who you are. Were you a lurker, a durned immigrant taking our jorbs, or someone who went away and came back?
Also, I keep thinking you're the chick who started dating her 35 year old husband when she was 17 and he was 28. Which was totally okay because they waited till she was legal to get it on. Please tell me that wasn't you. Or that it was you so I can feed you to Bethie.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Re: lisaiesha
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Pshh, you're thinking of tarawalsh.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Tarafire?
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
But how would someone go 500k in debt in her neck of the literal woods? That'd be a lotta guns and camo.
Also I think this girl might have been part Korean. But my memory is terrible.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
OHSHITYES. Who was that girl? Someone put her on one of the crazyblogs and then she freaked out. Her name started with an I.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I think you're combining tarafire and that grad student girl who left us without a word or a trace.
Maybe tara's friends owe 500K pounds of elk meat and she was just translating it into currency we could understand.
The nerve!
House | Blog
Ishi something or other.
Hmm, I think you are thinking of someone named Ishi something. And she was Middle Eastern, perhaps?
Since you said I was cute and young, I'll go ahead and say you are my favorite person ever.
I don't think you should know me. I have lurked on and off for a while (since AFB) and have only started contributing (albeit infrequently) in the last few months or so.
I asked for job interview advice once and Cali told me to rub one out and then I thought she meant I should poop before my interview. For that reason, Cali is also one of my faves.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Ishiban or something, yeah. I think her original s/n had her and her FI's names but then she changed it because she got paranoid. Then she disappeared entirely. She was cute but young.
Wow Mouse, I am impressed!
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Ishi! That was it. I think it was followed by random vowels and when I see lisaiesha's name my brain goes lis-abunchofvowels-sha.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I'm remembering the name but nothing else is coming to me. Tarafire fights fires and hunts to save money, which why she needs a Walmart or something.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Snort. I missed this part. High five, SB.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I wonder where Tarafire has been.
I would have bet dolla dolla bills she was Iranian. And had an arranged marriage. Did I just make that up?
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
I don't.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
No, she was definitely Japanese. I think she knew her FI from high school or something. It wasn't arranged.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
I just found some comments Ishi made on some of my FB photos. The name is def Japanese.
You don't wonder if Tarafire was injured in a fire or hurt in some horrible hunting accident?
I thought her pastor and parents had encouraged it or something.
Oh yeah, I found out a little while ago that my BIL's marriage was kind of arranged. He joined this really cultish conservative church when he was in his late 20s and they've basically controlled his life since. Apparently when he felt he was ready to get married he went to the pastor and he set them up to "court". Weird.
"The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab
Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
Ishi was definitely part Japanese, I think andilion was Korean, and Salsa was some sort of European royalty, or at least she was inviting a prince to her wedding.
Of course salsa wasn't real, but I still want her back. Every picture of her looked slightly different.
The nerve!
House | Blog
YES! 365 blog. I do not want to see a picture of myself everyday and I can't imagine anyone else would, either.
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!