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  • Here's my random for the day (or moment, whatever).  Today is the monthly birthday cake day in my office.  This month, we had this huuuge cake with some sort of banana frosting and fresh fruit on the top of it.  The fruit was so very good.  It was super fresh.  The cake however tasted like they made it last week.

    Therefore, I just scraped off the frosting and fruit from both the top and middle layer of the cake, ate that, and then tossed the cake.  I threw away cake.

    You are welcome for this very titillating story. 

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  • My dog had a poomergency last night.  He was grunting and everything.  So...I guess I kindasorta  know what you're going through winged.  There is nothing worse than a frustrating poo - hope R gets it all figured out soon! :-)
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  • aww poor pup!

     

    well, we are home and done. he seems to be ok right now.

  • oh, i read it butt tray. like he would serve his butt to you, on a tray.

  • Well that's what Mr Buttray gets for wearing damn hipster pants.

    My randoms: 

    My favorite berry picking spot has been overrun with hipsters. The guys all wear (women's) skinny jeans and ironic tees, which isn't so bad. But, girls, ruffled bloomers and tight tight plaid tops just look ridiculous when you're stooped over picking strawberries. 

     

    Dimi just took his socks off and threw them in his laundry hamper. Very helpful. 

     

    In lui of resurrecting dead threads, I'll just say here that in the 6th grade my mom told me to put her signature on things after I got detention because she didn't sign my straight-A report card in the same week. She sounded slightly annoyed that it hadn't occurred to me first.

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    "The meek shall inherit the earth" isn't about children. It's about deer. We're all going to get messed the fuckup by a bunch of cloned super-deer.- samfish2bcrab

    Sometimes I wonder if scientists have never seen a sci-fi movie before. "Oh yes, let's create a super species of deer. NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG." I wonder if State Farm offers a Zombie Deer Attack policy. -CaliopeSpidrman
  • My random for today happened when I was driving to Moe's to get lunch and my free queso. Two teenagers were riding their bikes down the road and one was wearing a full Scooby Doo costume. I can't imagine doing this any day but especially not when it's 90 degrees.

    I'm pretty sure it's pronounced your mom's a moron and if you didn't have your name legally changed by the age of 22, so are you. Unless you're from another continent. -Groomz
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