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Re: I cannot believe this = entertainment
Fent, I will sum up:
First Post
OP: Holy Crap. My best friend has another friend in from out of town, and oot girl's cousin threw a dinner party and was kind enough to invite me. She mentioned that she was serving her 'famous pasta recipe.' Then I found bertolli pasta dinner bags in her trash. I was really mad at her for being a lying liar, and now I don't know what to do.
Toadie #1: You should mess with her
Toadie #2: Yeah. You should totall mess with her.
Toadie #3: That would be totally badass!
T #1: You should ask her for the recipe
Insert dozens of LOLs and OMGs and stuff. Yeah.
Second Post
OP: I totally asked her for her recipe.
T1: Shut the front door! You are totally badass.
T2: To her face?
OP: No, on Facebook.
T2: On her page?
OP: No I PM'd her.
T1: That's still badass!
T3: Yeah, totally badass!
OP: OMFG! She said that it was a secret family recipe and that it was copywrited! What a lying liar!
T2: She's totally a lying liar.
T3: I was just going to say that. Really, I was going to call her a lying liar!
T1: This
T1: You should totally tell her you want to copywrite your own recipe and ask her how to do it.
T2: No, you should invite her to dinner and serve the same stuff by bertolli.
T3: LOL. This is the most awesome thing I have ever seen in my life. Ever. Sadly, I worked nights when Pushing Daisies was airing, so I don't have much experience with seeing awesomeness. But I imagine this is just about as good as it gets.
Third Post
OP: What a douche. I totally asked her to tell me how to copywrite a recipe and she sent me a link to "Google it yourself you fuckingmoron"
T1: What a biznatch. I can't believe after lying about her pasta, she could be so rude.
T2: She's totally rude
T3: I like soup.
T1: You should totally respond and say you googled it and this is what you got. Then post a picture of the bertolli bag.
T2: No, you should totally invite her to dinner and serve the same stuff.
T3: That would be awesome. Send her the picture.
T2: No, you should totally invite her to dinner. Can't anybody hear me?
T1: Shut up Beavis!
OP: Oh My God. I just sent her the picture. I'm so snarky.
T1: You are totally snarky.
T3: You are the queen of snark.
T2: Does anybody know how to get a quarter out of your nose once it gets stuck up there?
Fourth Post
OP: Bertolli girl totally called me a douchnozzle and FB dumped me.
T1: She's the douchnozzle.
T3: She's totally a douchenozzle
T2: People in the emergency room are meanies.
Fallin: You, young miss, are no lady.
Fitty: What's with all the morons over here?
Winged: I want to kick you in the face.
T1: Ooh, the polite brigade is all up in here now!
T3: Whatchagonnado polite brigade?
T2: Sometimes I like to lick my hair to see what it tastes like.
Hippie: I totally know what you mean. I have a collection of dolls made from Winged's hair.
And then the OP DDs.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
I am really busy at work right now, OK?
I like feisty Fitty.
ETA: Thank you for being a friend, Groomz.
"As of page 2 this might be the most boring argument ever. It's making me long for Rape Day." - Mouse
I was just going to say that. Really, I was going to call her a lying liar!
NEVER LEAVE AGAIN.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Nest this.
And
Fallin: You, young miss, are no lady.
has me in bethietears.
It's like a Cakewrecks goldmine.
HEAR THIS, SIR GROOMZ. IF YOU EVER LEAVE US AGAIN, THERE WILL BE HECK TO PAY. UNMITIGATED HECK.
Hippie: I totally know what you mean. I have a collection of dolls made from Winged's hair.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
groomz, please, please, PLEASE, you must post this over on that board. Common! The nest universe will worship you forever, we will hoist you on our shoulders and parade you through the streets of the nest!
ETC a couple of stupid typos
11/11/11 = 5 years. Woah!
Here Here
Do we have any Babysitters Club devotees in the audience? Because this post totally reminds me of those ridiculous journal entries where the girls would presumably be passing the club notebook back and forth between each other.
http://community.thenest.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/40118596.aspx
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Fitty and Groomz totally deserve an award for their contributions today. Outstanding work folks.
Can somebody help me out here. What does "@" mean in thread titles (and no, I don't mean at)? Please and thank you.
3 out of 4 dead babies agree! pepsi is better than coke! - EdithBouvierBeale
Lordy. Grow some balls and stop lurking. It's like stealing from the internet. Jesuschrist. -- AudreyHorne
I hate love and marriage. I got married so I could destroy these things from the inside. - NoisyPenguin
It's a good thing my circle of trust is as giant as my vagina. That only leaves a couple people out. - Cali
i'm lizzing
Ummm, YOU'RE WELCOME, you ungrateful bastard.
"That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
Yes.
Planned Executed
Vinny, it's a way of specifying who you're talking to. Started with Twitter, because if you put @twittername in your post, the person you mentioned gets a notification. It has no real practical application on The Nest but people seem to have picked it up.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
I bet her FUPA's name is Shane, like the gunslinger/drifter of literature.--HappyTummy
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
WHATTHEFUCK. This is as bad as the time P&E decided that TK=The Knot.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Thanks!
Planned Executed
I think you should do it.
Husbands should be like Kleenex: Soft, strong, and disposable.
Okay. That makes way more sense in reference to where I have seen it used. I was wondering if that is what it was. Did some baby obsessed woman think that @ looked like sperm or something?
I'm pretty sure '::dead::' is played out, but this literally made me guffaw
I LOVE Fieldtrip Fitty.